Flabbergasted
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:16 PM
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SOTU Keyword Drink Parties! |
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A teacher at the community College Next to where I work said the only way he could get through the SOTU was to get together with his friends and set up keywords Bush is likely to use at which time a drink or sip of his drink would be taken.
i.e Freedom, Liberty, Terror, etc.
I thought this would be a good idea for DUers who struggle to maintain attention on Bush for more than 5 seconds without becoming ill. SO if you struggle stomaching the SOTU try a
SOTU KEYWORD DRINK PARTY!
Have fun.
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Canuckistanian
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:18 PM
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1. No thanks. Alcohol poisoning is a serious health risk |
Kierkegaard
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:20 PM
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2. There's only one problem. |
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If you were to use the words 'terror', '9/11', or 'freedom,' you'd likely die of alcohol poisoning.
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:27 PM
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3. not to mention "terra" |
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"evildoers", "bad people" or "elections"
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Kierkegaard
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:38 PM
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Edited on Tue Jan-31-06 08:16 PM by Kierkegaard
given this idiot's limited vocabulary, I can't think of many words where you wouldn't either drown or die of thirst.
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Jersey Devil
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:31 PM
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4. Here's some rules for a SOTU drinking party |
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:41 PM
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Princetonians Only The camera shows Joe Biden standing (pretend you're at a basketball game) "Whoooaaa, sit down you suck!"
The scope of the game, though, insures that anyone participating won't make it past the first half-hour.
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Tue Jan-31-06 07:37 PM
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5. I read that "9/11" demanded five drinks. I'd never make it. |
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Besides, I'd like to be sober enough to bash with fellow DUers. I have a special affection for this place since it provided support I couldn't really find, for awhile.
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