An email I just received: Warning from CDC-"Gonorrhea lectim ".

[AlinPA]

Subject: Warning from the CDC.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 5 years,in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; inability to tell the truth, delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and
history; tendencies toward cronyism in federal and judicial appointments; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease has swept Washington, D.C., and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.

[MissMarple]

1. Very funny.

:rofl:

[Catamount]

2. This sounds pretty serious, can we be inoculated from this?

LOL Nominated and kicked
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