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Sun Feb-12-06 07:44 PM
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This was posted earlier in reply to a thread about torture, and the 'few bad apples' story. I think my fellow DUers could add to the list with some very clever stuff ... so PLEASE do!
Here are some BAD APPLES which can be purchased at your local GOP grocery store ...
THE CHENEY APPLE: Tough-skinned and colourless, leaves a bitter aftertaste. Core has strange metallic quality.
THE BUMBLIN' BUSHIE: Lackluster appearance, mushy interior, only stays firm when surrounded by apples of like ilk. Not suitable for baking; tends to get flaky when exposed to heat.
THE RED RUMMY: Squat but firm; only palatable when thrown in the food processer with a LOT of strong liquor.
THE CONDI: Rich-skinned exterior; tasteless inner core, but exudes strong, unpleasant aroma.
THE BLUSHIN' BLAIR: Well-polished exterior; runny interior. Tends to absorb flavours from surrounding fruit when mixed in tarts or pies.
THE ABRAMOFF: Known strictly for its ability to produce lots and lots of 'juice'. Found in the not-so-Kosher section.
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