How long till we hear Condi Rice say

[rniel]

We had no idea there would be a civil war in iraq.

[BOSSHOG]

1. A future version

"We had no idea that Al-Quaeda would infiltrate port security through UAE." Gosh that sure was a big explosion. Condi please share with us that you had no idea you are such a fucking bush whore with no concept of foreign policy or constitutional liberties.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Condi was surprised when the Berlin Wall fell. Soviet Russia was

her specialty at Stanford.

[slor]

3. She may also add...

"We had no idea we would be so crooked".

[aden_nak]

4. Her exact quote will be "No one could have predicted a Civil War in Iraq."

In Condispeak "No one could have predicted" is slang for "We blatantly ignored information regarding".

She's said it about 9/11, about the levees in New Orleans. . . hell, I need to Google that up just to see what else "no one could have predicted".

[BlueEyedSon]

5. No one of US IDIOTS, anyways

[radfringe]

10. followed by Scotty-dog

"The president didn't know until he saw it TV..."

[yellowcanine]

11. Followed by Sean Insanity blaming it on Bill Clinton for not (choose 1)

A)Making Saddam get rid of his fake WMDs.
B)Not accepting Sudan's offer to turn over OBL.
C)Failing to kill OBL in 1998.
D)Getting a hummer in the WH from Monica L.
E)All of the above.

[flordehinojos]

6. she sounds like she has a whole swarm of flies in her mouth that she needs

to swat!

[neoblues]

7. Nobody couldv'e imagined...

and all those 'experts', the ones with all that education (and education doesn't mean anything, why, I myself have a PhD...) and experience studying the culture and history of the region and those other ones who used to work for the State Department (before "we" purged them)--well, they're just nobodys who don't count.

[Pharaoh]

8. We would have moved heaven and earth

to prevent it...............

but of course no one could have possibly forseen it.....

[newscott]

9. She needs a better psychic.

[SONUVABUSH]

12. THATS OKAY!!

She can say "CIVIL WAR" in 7 different languages!!

[johnnydrama]

13. has anybody

Has anybody in the history of the world kept their job while doing it as ineptly as Condi Rice.