The Top Ten Reasons Delay is leaving office:

[trof]

10. To spend more time with his family (except his estranged mom).
9. Moving his legal residence to Virginia and no longer eligible to run in Texas.
(Does Virginia have an extradition treaty with Texas? Just asking.)
8. Get his handgun carry permit back in Virginia.
7. Start a new "small business" to help Virginia unemployment.
Heard there's a shortage of exterminators there.
6. Needs to be "closer to the pork" on a more permanent basis.
5. He'll be closer to old buddy Abramoff and former staffers for visiting days.
4. Needs climate change for "health reasons".
(Does Virginia have an extradition treaty with Texas?)
3. Better golf courses in Virginia.
2. Just needs a "fresh start".

And the most popular reason by far...
IT'S ALL A VAST LEFT-WING LIBRUL CONSPIRACY TO "RUIN MY GOOD NAME AND CREATE DISSENSION AND DISARRAY AMONG GOOD REPUBLICANS!"

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. 11. To head up the George Allen for President campaign

Fundraising activities to commence immediately.

[trof]

9. Who could ask for anything more?

[shenmue]

2. To be more evil

:7

[itzamirakul]

3. I'm just being nosey, but is he really estranged from his mom?

If you know the answer...why?

[trof]

4. I've read that he hasn't spoken to her in years.

Don't know why.
Try a google.

[itzamirakul]

7. Good idea! I'll try google...if I can work up enough interest to go that

far.

Meantime...thanks for the op...I really enjoyed it.:)

[kiteinthewind]

5. LOL!! n/t

:rofl: :rofl:

[billybob537]

6. To become a democratic lobbyist

Trying to do as much damadge to Dems as he has to PUKES :nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:KES!!!:nopity: :hurts: :spank: :thumbsdown: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :sarcasm: :hide: :rofl: :dunce:

[napi21]

8. 12. To be closer to court when he's indicted by the Feds!

Yea, the current indictment is in Tx, but if the Feds can make a srong case of his links with Abramoff and illegalities, the trial will be in Fed court, and probably in VA!