Dear Mr. President

[Us vs Them]

Dear Mr. President,

I'm a bit confused about all this stuff coming out in the news today. I know you really care about the American people, and would never want our national security compromised by shouting out the identities of our secret agents in the fight against the terrorists. I mean, you even made a personal promise that you were going to fire whoever was found responsible for this dangerous leak. You made me proud that day, and assured that you would take decisive action when the treasonous rats were eventually uncovered. When the US Attorney's office said today that it was actually you who authorized the leaks, I didn't know what to think. My heart skipped a beat. Could it be true? Why would you say you were going to fire whoever was involved if you knew it was you all along? Why? I know deep down you're a man of honor and integrity. Are you really going to fire yourself? Don't you have any other options? I know you've based your entire political career on being a man of you word, but America would be lost without you!

Love,
Harriet Myers

[Mnemosyne]

1. Dear Harriet,

I had to tell Unca' Dick and Scoter about Vally Plam cause she knew we were trying to take WMD's into Iraq and other places in the axis of evil. It was the only way to pretect America, making sure we could take out these countries of evils.

We weren't sure wher to look for the WMD's we know they all have, this just mad it easer to cataupult the propganda and get ur done.

I talked to God and he tol me I had to do it for the sake of our Chrishtan notion. You know I always obey the word of God when he talksh ta me. As a Christan ish my job to God to shave America and make shure the Axishish of Evil countires become good Chrishtan democracizes.

Did I shay I would fire anyone? I nevrer shaid that. It wash all done in the fer natshinal shechurity sho I can't tell you why Unca' Dick, Rummy, my wife, I mean Condishleezy, Collie and I had to do it, but we did, we did. I never shaid that undr oth sho I dint lie.

An if anyone thinksh I am going down alone on theshe big lys, think agan. I wil squeall like a pig on evryone of thoshe mfer'sh. No one's gonna' make me look like a crimnal.

Hep me outt Harrie, you knowd alwaysh loved you. An beshides, I no a few things about you two, if you catich my wav.

Jusht cal me canare.

Uncla' Dick, why'sh you poinking that gun at me?!! There ain't no quailsh in hear dum




Dear Harriet,

Thank god I arrived in time to stop this fucking idiot! He knows more than we should ever have let a little weasel like him in on.
No worries. :) I'm the president as of, oh 2 minutes ago and I've got all of our backs. I was my first pick anyway, but his damn father had to make us give the little s.o.b. a chance to play president before we instate martial law to help the people after the next "attack" by the "terrorists"!

Who left the fucking booze unlocked?!

Sincerely,

President Dick Cheney

[greenbriar]

2. mr. pResident, How can you let this happen???

http://nobravery.cf.huffingtonpost.com/