Mother Noose Nursery Rhymes for Republicans and Young Children

[Jeffersons Ghost]

But we can still teach our children to become better citizens by offering lessons in Civics at an earlier age. Unlike some politicians, I'll offer some real lessons in government that even a child can understand. That's right! We finally have political nursery rhymes to appeal to small children or people of less than average intelligence who still support the Republican Culture of Corruption. These are by an exciting new clothing designer of Republican neck-ties called MOTHER NOOSE.


Georgy W. Porgy
Georgy gorging on fortune and fame,
Lied and stole in God's name.
When the National Guard asked him stay,
Georgy Dub-ya ran away.


Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber
Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-dumber
Resolved to have a battle,
For Tweedle-dumb said Tweedle-dumber
Had spoiled his nice loud prattle.

Just then rose up a monstrous mob,
As big as the Titanic,
Which frightened our heroes, out to rob,
into running away quite frantic.


Little Tommy (the hammer) Tittlemouse
Little Tommy DeLay
Lived in a very bad way;
He tried to stash cash
In a confusing mish-mash
but soon he'll have to pay.

The House that Jack Abramoff built

The House That Jack Built
This is the Senate that Jack built.
This is the cash stash that Jack built
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is Hillary all forlorn,
That milked the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the Russ all tattered and torn,
That pissed off Hillary all forlorn,
That milked the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That attacked Jewish Russ all tattered and torn,
That pissed off Hillary all forlorn,
That milked the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the informant that crowed in the morn,
That gave up the priest all shaven and shorn,
That attacked Jewish Russ all tattered and torn,
That pissed off Hillary all forlorn,
That milked the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.

This is the voter snarling with scorn,
That saves the informant that crowed in the morn,
That gave up the priest all shaven and shorn,
That attacked Jewish Russ all tattered and torn,
That pissed off Hillary all forlorn,
That milked the press with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Democrat,
That worried the cop,
That caught the rat,
That stashed the cash
Under the house that Jack built.


Now everyone remember; TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL.