Bush_Eats_Beef
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:19 PM
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Poll question: Diagnosis Bill Frist would MOST LIKELY give after watching video of Bush |
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:20 PM
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:24 PM
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:22 PM
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2. "boy`s gone crazy...just one step over the line" |
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:23 PM
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3. Frist would conclude, that unlike his take on Terri Schiavo, this |
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Edited on Mon Apr-24-06 08:23 PM by Old Crusoe
patient really IS braindead.
It would be the one time Bill Frist was right about anything.
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:24 PM
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4. Other.. He's a good Christian man |
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Diagnosis: Not the Antichrist, contrary to all the evidence of pure evil.
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:33 PM
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6. If the diagnosis is 'not Antichrist'... |
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...then 'this patient is the Antichrist' must be a medically acceptable diagnosis. In that case, we can eventually create a test that looks for evidence that a patient is the Antichrist (perhaps by looking for Satan's DNA in the patient's genetic makeup). And finally we can create a pharmaceutical that will treat the symptoms of the disease, which we will name 'antichristosis.'
Given time, there will be advertisements all over the TV. 'Do you think you're the Antichrist? Take new Gospelex!'
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Mon Apr-24-06 09:04 PM
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10. I just noticed the double negative.. Oops |
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Not Anti-Christ = Christ? That really wasn't my intent, although Frist may still believe Bush is the second coming. Apparently Joementum does.
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:34 PM
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7. I voted all of the above but |
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on second thought, I think frist would say, "Problem? What problem?" :shrug:
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:37 PM
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8. Nominated. You should write the polls for MSM. |
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Your effing brilliant at phrasing the responses!
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Mon Apr-24-06 08:44 PM
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9. I'm just here to protect and serve... |
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