Since we KNOW Bush CANNOT function without instructions from Rove...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Above: REAL President, juxtaposed with fake-ass, cowardly, Oedipal, substance-abusing A.W.O.L. frat boy poor fucking excuse for a president if there ever WAS one. Note to lurking Freepers: YO MAMA.

[MercutioATC]

1. He won't OFFICIALLY be on the payroll, but he'll still advise.

He could run things from a jail cell almost as well as he could from anyplace else.

Plus, it'll take years to actually get him into a cell (if he's to be incarcerated at all).

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. He'll still be running things.

He'll still orchestrate the 2006 elections.

He'll still be conducting "whisper campaigns" to the deep south about SOMEBODY'S "illegitimate black child" who is in no WAY, no SHAPE, no FORM "illegitimate" or "black"...

He'll be in charge until 2008, NO MATTER what happens to him.

:patriot:

[MercutioATC]

4. Yep.

You can't keep a good man down...

:sarcasm:

[MrModerate]

2. And more! n/t

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. The coward piece of shit freepers ALWAYS make their presence known.

...the thing that surprises me, though, is that in MY polls, I DEMAND that they IDENTIFY themselves as WORTHLESS COWARDS.

Bush hind teat must be DAMNED TASTY.

:patriot:

[Demeter]

6. All That Panic Repressed During NOLA, Iraq, and 9/11

will come gushing out; the chaos will be stunning. The White House will be picked up by a tornado, and dropped on the Wicked Witch of the East, while the Bushbots are pulled heavenward by the Rapture, aided by Jim Jones special Koolaid mix. The soldiers will come home en masse, and oil will drop to $40/barrel. Bolton and Bolten will bolt. The GOP will sing like a flock of starlings. And the voice of the turtles will be heard in our land: "Is it safe to come out, now?"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. You know what's scary?

For the past six years, he's been functioning WITH instructions from Rove.

:scared:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. Yep..."As Good As It Gets"...

The Harriet Meiers debacle...and OTHER missteps...was blamed on Rove being "distracted" by his Grand Jury testimony.

Let's see how "distracted" he becomes when he's INDICTED.

:patriot:

[AX10]

9. good point.

[tridim]

10. Yep, 29% (and falling) approval is the end result of Rove's "genius"

Heckuva job Kkkarl!

[eppur_se_muova]

11. Would a clueless ** firing at random be BETTER than Rove? It's a thought.

Instead of getting everything exactly, ass-backward, 180 degrees wrong, he'd TRY to do things wrong, but without KKKarl's advice he'd FAIL--and by the power of the sheer thermal noise of the coke-scorched, intermittently firing neurons that survive in his shriveled brain, he'd get things right more often than before by a shockingly large factor (division by near-zero). After all, even a broken clock is right twice a day, and that would be a HUGE improvement for **, who hasn't been right twice a term.