what happens to Babyface Santorum after casey beats him?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

FAUX News 'analyst'?
his own talk radio show?
keeps writing irrational books?

[Master Mahon]

1. He can go to work as a Chicken Sexer.... n/t

[tridim]

3. Good answer..

I just learned about that job on TLC's "Dirty Jobs". It didn't look fun at all squeezing all that poop out of the chicks.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Send him to Iraq & make him do social work.

[MissWaverly]

4. Cabinet Post or Supreme Court

[dave502d]

5. He will become a fake television evangelist. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

6. Lobbying and corporate boards...

like any other ex-senator :shrug:

[PA Democrat]

7. Lobbyist, most likely. It'll be easier for him to do his corporate

paymasters' dirty work out in the open, without having to pretend that he actually represents the common people.

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. lobyist

[Joe Bacon]

9. KDKA will give him a radio show

3 hours a day of that ass :puke:

[PA Democrat]

10. Maybe he could co-host with Fred Honsberger.

That calls for a double :puke: :puke:

[Ian David]

11. He'll be spending lots of quality time with Robert "Gay Bobby" Traynham

See:

Robert Traynham, Santorum's top aide, comes out gay
http://www.queerday.com/2005/jul/18/robert_traynham_santorums_top_aide_comes_out_gay.html

[election_2004]

12. He goes into the private sector

...and uses some of money he makes to donate to other "God-fearing, pro-family" candidates.

[Warpy]

13. Lobbyist for big pil, big bombs, or Israel

There's no way he'll bother moving "back" to Pennsylvania.

[Faygo Kid]

14. Wealth. Lobbyist at best, too stoopid for commentator. Did I say Wealth?

Untold riches showered by the "Pioneers" and "Rangers" for staying true to their Savior, George W. Bush. Chastisement of the rest of us who have to work hard for being sinners.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Actually, who cares? He'll be just another RW loser in the trash heap

[globalvillage]

16. Don't worry about Ricky

There are plenty of jobs he's qualified for.

[smokey nj]

17. He'll stop living the lie and finally marry his dog. And to that I say

you go girl!:crazy:

[Raster]

19. Nice. Perhaps it will yield one of those human/animal hybrids dumbya

has been warning us against.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

18. Don't rule out a comeback for the creep

I’ve read that Senator Arlen Specter is not in good health. It is possible then, that he may retire during his current senate term. If Rendell wins the 2006 gubernational election, he gets to name the replacement and he would be in a position to appoint a Democrat but a Swann victory would obviously ensure the reverse situation. Even if Rendell appoints a Democrat, he/she would most likely have to face a special election and Creepy Boy could very well run against him or her. Of course if Swann is Governor, he could very well appoint Creepy Boy to the vacant senate seat. It is widely thought that Melissa Hart is the favourite to succeed Specter but, if Mr. Creep loses, don’t rule out him emerging as the new favourite to succeed him.

Even if Specter doesn’t leave the Senate prematurely, I doubt he’ll run for another term in 2010 so Creepy Boy may have another chance then regardless

Of course it is possible he will pursue other avenues –launch his own grassroots campaign, become a commentator on FOX News or perhaps even run for Governor in 2010. Which, by the way, we should all be scared of :scared:

[Hippo_Tron]

20. He'll start a funeral home for fetuses