Phoebe Loosinhouse
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Mon Jun-05-06 09:15 PM
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Don't laugh - I have the answer |
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Now that we know that Republicans feel like it's ok to pass laws and amendments that target particular segments of society - why don't they just pass a whole slew of laws that specifically state that REPUBLICANS cannot be gay, cannot get divorces, cannot get abortions, have to ask Bill Frist before they pull any life-support from brain dead relatives, cannot be adulterous, must reject Social Security in favor of private policies, may not ever enroll in any universal healthcare, may not ever use any therapies derived from stem-cell research, will voluntarily freeze minimum wage at today's rates for themselves and their descendants, must turn over all phone and internet records voluntarily once a month, and must vote only electronically in special Republican precincts set up within their churches. I would have no problem with any of that.
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C_U_L8R
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Mon Jun-05-06 09:18 PM
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1. a retroactive death penalty |
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Mon Jun-05-06 09:18 PM
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2. I love it! That's just plain funny. (n/t) |
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Mon Jun-05-06 09:20 PM
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Where do I get a petition?
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mrreowwr_kittty
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Mon Jun-05-06 09:48 PM
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4. Not just stem-cell research based therapies |
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No treatment or medication that was researched by biologists who believe in that evil-ution :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-05-06 10:00 PM
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5. How about a law that Republicons can't marry? If they can't |
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breed, they will eventually go away!!
We all know that a rethuglican would never have sex outside of marriage, don't we?? :puke:
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Mon Jun-05-06 10:16 PM
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6. Because they want to control everyone. |
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For some reason, they think this is their god given right. Closed minded people cannot see how people can be different BECAUSE they are closed minded.
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Mon Jun-05-06 11:01 PM
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7. Yes, I think you have it. |
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An excellent solution. And if they break laws by doing any of those things... maybe they'd also like the Death Penalty?
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Tue Jun-06-06 01:39 AM
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Let them live with the logical extreme of their agenda. :D
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