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Remember from the 2004 convention? Rev. Al made the point that The Occupation was similar to someone yelling fire in the convention hall, urging everybody out of the building. Once every last person has made their way to the street, they, in confusion, wonder where the fire is, to which the alarmist replies, "Oh well, we all needed some fresh air anyway."
I love this analogy because it's so on-target and even expandable with the ever-growing absurdity known as The Occupation.
"OK, there's no fire, it's cold out here, let's go back in..."
"WHAT??? We can't just go back in, not until the full damage from the fire has been assessed."
"But there WAS no fire, the guy lied."
"He didn't LIE!!! The reports that he received led him to believe there was a fire and he acted accordingly. The bottom line is the lack of fresh air, anyway. The poor ventilation COULD'VE led to a blaze, after all."
Of course, as time goes by, this would lead to...
Drunken British Journalist: "This action was, indeed, the right thing to do regardless of the presence, or non-presence as the case may or may have been, of any fire. The building had poor ventilation, the patrons needed to be evacuated. If they are so selfish and petty as to snivel about being out in the cold, WELL SHAME ON THEM, I SAY!"
Talking point: "We cannot let ourselves be swayed by this policy of cut-and-reenter that some of the evacuees have proposed. They obviously have no regard for proper ventilation. For the first time in history, this arena will be safe to breathe in, and let's not lose sight of that. Besides, many of the evacuees who are complaining were the same ones who left the building. They oppose the evacuation but left the building anyway? I rest my case."
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