TOP 10 Reasons to Go Dunkin' with Duncan

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Not since Richard Nixon has a man matched the zeitgeist of the times as perfectly as does Republican Rep. Duncan Hunter, who just announced a run for the White House in 2008.
The knee-jerk ‘pooh-pooh birds’ in the ‘negative nabob crowd’ are missing some good reasons--and some good laughs as well--for paying close attention to this Republican Representative from a suburb of San Diego.

10. “A Man for our Time.”

We are currently in the fifth year of the war in Iraq. Remember the towering figure that came along during the fifth year of the Vietnam War?
Right! Richard Nixon! And guess what? Just like Nixon, Duncan Hunter is a politician who isn’t afraid to refer to himself in the third person.
During his announcement speech yesterday, for example, he said that “In typical Duncan Hunter fashion, I didn't consult with any Republican leader."

Just like Nixon!

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7. Can Teach Us “Chutzpah for Gentiles”
He’s currently under investigation by the FBI for helping loot the U.S. Treasury of as much as $190 million for Defense contracts the Pentagon never asked for, and didn’t want.
6. Helped San Diego become Corruption Capital of America... from Scratch!
Anyone can excel at semi-organized crime in a place like Brooklyn or Detroit. But San Diego has long been known as “Iowa with a beach.”

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4. Can help ordinary Americans get shot at big bucks in drug trafficking

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So, Duncan, no matter what anyone says, hang in there... And ignore the protests of any parents of dead soldiers who think we needed more armor instead of xerox's of old documents from the Panama Canal!

What do they know anyway?

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