Tweety thinks that Bush plans to serve with the Peace Corps in Africa at the end of his term

[Human Torch]

He asked Andy card that question tonight..."Any truth to the rumor that he'll spend a couple of years in Africa as a Peace Corps volunteer?"

Card paused for a minute, looked at Tweets as if he had just escaped from the asylum, and said something like "I hadn't heard that..."

Card then mentioned Bush's "deep commitment from day 1" to children and literacy and "No Child Left Behind." As he said this you could hear Tweety in the background going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...."

...as if he were ecstatically releasing some pent-up flatulence, or perhaps achieving full climax at the sight of Bush in a flight suit reading "My Pet Goat" to preschoolers.

Matthews is several slices shy of a fucking LOAF.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. LOL!!

:spray:

[williesgirl]

2. Give me a fucking break! Like he cares about anyone but himself.

[AtomicKitten]

3. Right, clearing brush on his dirt farm in Crawford.

Oh, the humanity.

[leesa]

11. That farm in Crawford will be gone so fast....

Tweety has such a hard-on for the Prez. I wish Dubya's gay escapades would come out soon.

[Human Torch]

14. Unless they turn it into a cash cow...

..."The George W. Bush Western White House Historical Museum," including Gift Shop and Ride 'em Cowboy Barbecue Buffet. When Matthews asked Card where the "Presidential Papers" would be going, he hesitated...like he knew, but didn't want to share the info...and said "somewhere in Texas."

:patriot:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

4. And then we'll see the headline:

"African Nation Rejects Famous Peace Corps Volunteer."

[Oleladylib]

5. Wish he'd get a head start and leave Friday..n/t

[Burried News]

6. Tweety is a feather head.

[Jackpine Radical]

7. The original birdbrain.

[Cha]

8. Fucking, a taco, an enchilada, And

a tostada Short of a Combination Plate!

[rpannier]

9. I didn't know Randy Bush was leaving the Saints

cuz I know scrubbie would never serve in the Peace Corps. Unless he learned of a secret diamond mine he could rape for profit.

[kenny blankenship]

10. Not sure he deserves to choose the form of his atonement

Shouldn't that really be left to an International Warcrimes Tribunal to decide??

[emdee]

12. Now, THAT is funny....

I wouldn't believe it even if I saw it! Bush working for the Peace Corps...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[blitzen]

13. actually, it'll be the Fleece Corps in Paraguay

[mentalsolstice]

15. Some Things Can Never Be Atoned

1. Chimpy doesn't know the meaning of the word "peace". 2. He probably saw the "corps" and thinks he can use them to replenish our military that he has so badly decimated. 3. The Peace Corps has stringent medical standards for applicants, his psychosis will probably render him ineligible...

He can dream on. He has a better shot at going straight to hell.

[Totally Committed]

16. Dear Sweet Jeezuss.............

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?

Note to Bush: Leave these people alone. Do them a favor and hide in Paraguay to avoid a date in The Hague like you were planning, and leave these poor, miserable people alone. The last thing they need is your compassionate conservatism -- in person.

TC