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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:48 PM
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The "conservative" movement in America has come down to
Who do you believe?

- A Male Hooker or
- An Evangelical Preacher

Praise the Lord!


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TAPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:49 PM
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1. Male hooker -
every time! :)

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gfnrob Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:50 PM
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4. I agree, they're pretty straight forward, usually
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:52 PM
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6. Every time
Why would a prostitute lie? Why would a preacher tell the truth? Whose ass will Jesus kick?

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gfnrob Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:49 PM
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2. Just a closer walk with Jesus!!!!
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:49 PM
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3. buhahahahahah
Good one Boss.

:rofl:



Praise the lord and Pass the gravy!
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Tom Rinaldo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:51 PM
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5. And who do you trust?
The people who said there was no imminent threat that justified invading Iraq or

The people who published a manual for how to build A Bombs in Arabic on the web?
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:55 PM
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7. You're confusing me
Where's the sex angle?
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Tom Rinaldo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 02:57 PM
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8. You're right. Iraq is therefor irrelevent, but...
North Korea's evil leader kidnaps South Korean Female Movie Stars
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:01 PM
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9. Thats a great National Enquirer Front Page
I think you missed your calling dude. ;)
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:30 PM
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12. With the Bat Boy in a menage a trois
Now it's a party.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:06 PM
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10. "There may be no peace for the wicked. . .
"...but the righteous manage to get a piece whenever they feel like it" :evilgrin:

- V for Vendetta (the graphic novel, NOT the movie)

(Best line in the graphic novel IMO, and it never got on the screen) :evilfrown:

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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:14 PM
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11. Believe
I believe in Male Hookers


Signed
Hal E. Lewya
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:32 PM
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13. When the male hooker has more integrity than the 'conservative' evangelical preacher.......
'YOU' might want to consider changing 'YOUR' political party affiliation.....and possibly your religion.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:37 PM
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14. Hold it! WHICH male hooker
Their's or our's?
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:44 PM
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15. The RNC is looking at new logos to fit their new image .......














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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 03:52 PM
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16. ...
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 04:02 PM by Double T
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 04:00 PM
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17. November 7th..day of reckoning. Game Over. The Dems will
Edited on Fri Nov-03-06 04:11 PM by caledesi
have a chance to really show what they can do.

Clean up *'s messes (Iraq, Katrina, et al)
Propose a REAL plan for health care for ALL Americans.
Jobs, jobs, jobs
Fix Medicare and Medicaid
Education
Real security for the US
New WTC proposals
Get OBL
Revamp Patriot Act
Fiscal responsibility
Streamline government (e.g., get rid of Faith-based Dept.)
No torture etc.

NO SLOGANS or euphemisms which these thugs have been doing for quite some time(e.g., support the troops, cut and run, blah blah) TELL IT LIKE IT IS! Tell the truth.

Have senior Dems take a goodwill tour around the world to retrieve our integrity and prestige which we have lost.

No, we probably won't get all of these things accomplished, but SHOW the American people, we the DemocraTIC party that has THEIR interests in mind. We are trying.

Politics is tough, but we must purge all or anyone who even has the veneer of wrongdoing. This will show Americans, that we run a tight ship, and are no in denial.

Lastly, get these thugs under oath and let them squirm for at least a year, before the ultimate (Impeachment)


My personal feeling is that Pelosi is incognito bec she is drawing up plans. We have two month to plan everything. (Impeachment, no prob, John Conyers has already draw up papers on this)

Feel free to add suggestions.

edit: forgot stuff
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-03-06 11:46 PM
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18. Man, you are on a roll today. ROLFMAO nm
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