Christian leader Haggard is talking to reporters about his values: said he only licked

[Nimrod2005]

The gay escort's balls but did not swallow...He also said that he bought crack cocaine but he did not eat it???

Soon, he will tell us a story about flying the gay escort to Washington D.C. during one his many trips there to meet with Bush about a values strategy to GOTV, and he thought he may need a massage!!!

You can't make this shit up...

Is this the Rove surprise now? because I am very surprised!!!

Praise the good LORD! God bless America.

:sarcasm:

[Sequoia]

1. No way!

Cough, choke, gag. Ewww.

[Bucky]

4. I think the OP might be using hyperbole

No one gets out of a scandal by saying "I only licked his balls".

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Somehow the expression

"sucking up to the right wing" is never gonna be the same.

[Nimrod2005]

3. ROFL.......

[koopie57]

5. the more I read about this

I don't know what to do, cry or be horrified! Maybe I'm the lucky one cuz I see how ugly and fucked up they are, but I hurt for my friends and people I don't know who suffered cuz of their sickness.

Is this what God wanted?

[robinlynne]

6. did you forget the sarcasm thingie?

[Nimrod2005]

8. Fixed

[wicket]

11. Thanks

:D

[robinlynne]

14. actually I was hoping the preacher had really said I only licked his balls and

didn't swallow.

[wicket]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dr Fate]

7. And the donkey punches- how does he explain those away? n/t

n/t

[ClintonTyree]

9. Maybe this is who.........

Jimmy/Jeff/Gannon/Guckert was visiting within the White House all those times he was there and didn't log out. :shrug:
Imagine if Haggard was sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom on one of his overnight stays. He calls Jimmy/Jeff/Gannon/Guckert to, "come over and play". What would the good republican christians think about that? Bill Clinton having oral sex in the Oval Office looks damned respectable now, doesn't it?
These bastards are finally reaping what they've sewn, and it couldn't make me more elated than I am right now. :)

[Dr Fate]

10. Maybe Hag called Rush when he need some downers to "come down" on.

I see a full blown Drug/sex ring if there ever was one!!!!

[Javaman]

12. In other news...

karl rove has admitted that he put his nose up repukes butts when he was a kid. Up their butts.

[Rocknrule]

13. "So I told the swamp donkey to sock it before I took him in the trademan's

entrance and had him lick me yardballs"

[ncrainbowgrrl]

16. Locking.

This lock has been brought to you by the letter "S" for "sex talk"

Thank you for understanding that this was a consensus opinion from the moderators to lock this thread.