What is Rick Santorum going to do?

[KKKarl is an idiot]

I think by now he should have resigned himself to the fact he is not going back to the Senate. He is still popular in the Bush administration. I am sure he is looking hard for another job. My theory is that Bush is going to have to let Rumsfeld go & this will open the door for Rick to come in. The other theory I have is that Condi may go & Rick will take her position. Any one have any thoughts on this? This will be very important for the country as a whole because if their is one person I think that will be worse for the job than Condi & Rumsfeld it will be Rick.

[babylonsister]

1. Used-car salesman?

:shrug:

[No Exit]

33. Appointed head of new federal agency: Department of Hypocrisy &Sanctimony

[Vorta]

2. Serious question

Is Rick Santorum actually qualified to do any job that has qualifications?

I think the Bush admin won't remember Santorum the day after he is gone. He was useful when he could get elected, if he loses then he won't have that use.

[bluedogyellowdog]

4. Dog Catcher

no, scratch that, he isn't qualified for dog catcher either....

[LeftishBrit]

18. Isn't Dog Catcher the one job that he's IDEALLY qualified for?

[bluedogyellowdog]

19. Well I wouldn't trust him anywhere near

*my* dog :rofl:

[KKKarl is an idiot]

5. John Ashcroft

lost an election to a dead guy & he was elected attorney general.

[Seedersandleechers]

48. That was one thing we did in Mo. that I am so proud of.

Of course that was before Diebold.

[ClintonTyree]

3. Hopefully......

slash his own wrists and save the people of this country further embarrassment and money. Ha,ha.....just joking! :) Just like Bill O'Lielly's quip about killing Michael Moore. Just a joke! :rofl:
Funny, huh? :rofl: Yes, I know it isn't.

[Silent3]

6. Get together with Ted Haggard...

...and start up a male escort service.

[FormerDittoHead]

7. Damn you! Stole my thunder - my reply WAS to be: "come out of the closet"... n/t

[EST]

8. When he loses this election and realizes nobody actually

likes him and he has been (gasp!) rejected, he'll probably shit himself to death.

[BeatleBoot]

9. Liebermann will replace Rumsfeld.

My 2 cents

[Frustratedlady]

10. The war would be finished and everyone home before Rick

got over his temper tantrum. I think he will be offered a job by Brownie. Birds of a feather....and all that good stuff.

[GoldenOldie]

11. Sure ain't movin back to his 2-bedroom cottage in PA!

Guess VA will be losing another Senator too.

[Totally Committed]

12. Dog-walker...

A whole new "take" on the "man-on-dog" theme he's espoused during his career. :rofl:

TC

[onehandle]

13. "I'm going to Disneyworld!"...with my dead fetus in a jar. nt

[jhain]

14. he's gonna switch parties and run with his godd buddy,

Mrs. Clinton

[LynneSin]

15. The guy will make 10 times as much money as a Lobbyist

You can count on that. He's got to be able to afford that $750k house somehow

[Canuckistanian]

44. Didn't he run the K Street Project?

A guy like that will never be unemployed for long.

Unless he was caught with a gay hooker and some meth.

Even then....

[countingbluecars]

16. I'm sure there is a teaching position

for him at Patrick Henry College which is a training camp for right wing politicians and pundits. It's just minutes down the road from Santorum's million dollar McMansion in Northern Virginia.

[radfringe]

17. open up a man-dog 12-step program?

[peabody71]

20. Mathews Said he'll run for Governor.

[No Exit]

32. ...after doing some meth and getting a "massage" from Matthews

[Paladin]

21. He Can Comfort Himself With Peggy Noonan's Latest Drivel

In her current column, Noonan whines that Santorum is the kind of politico that's really needed in the Senate. More shamefully, she claims that "Bobby Kennedy would have loved him."

Tracking Noonan's descent into drooling insanity isn't as much fun as watching Katherine Harris come unwound, but it has its rewards.

Oh, and Rick? Adios, MoFo......

[Richard Steele]

22. Go home to Virginia?

[bluedogyellowdog]

25. We don't want him back either

Santorum will have to find someplace else to go thank you very much :)

[bigdarryl]

23. Rumor has it he may run for Governor next time

[antonialee839]

43. Please not here in Pa.

:puke:

[alfredo]

24. Frankly my dear

I don't give a fuck.

[cobaindrain]

26. pro wrestler?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

27. Talking head on Hannity and Colmes

along with Gingrich, North, Morris and all the other disgraced folks from the right

[vixengrl]

28. Seriously. I was thinking "Fox News Political Analyst".

Probably a Sunday morning talking head regular--lord, it'll make my morning cup of java hard to swallow looking at his smarmy kisser on the tube, but I'm already envisioning it.

[Doremus]

29. After suffering the abject rejection of defeat he will implode.

One nervous breakdown and 23 electro-shock sessions later, his wife will divorce his ass after he reveals his former secret life as Jeff Gannon's blow-up doll. Realizing she was merely a baby-popping accessory in his masquerade as a God-fearing pillar of society, she will sue for the *good* house and take off with his former chief of staff, leaving him with the PA shack and 5 hungry kids to feed and educate ... all on his meager street-sweeper's salary.

Bwaahahahaha

Actually and sadly, I fully expect him to earn more as a lobbyist than he ever pulled down as Senator. I hate these fvcked up endings.

[Mendocino]

30. Feces Czar

[joanski0]

31. I think he'll go work with his K Street cronies

as a lobbyist. He needs money to put his kids through college.

[PaDem]

34. hopefully he'll do what Dan Quayle did, and disappear (eom)

***

[Nimrod2005]

35. Alcohol rehab? for 30 YEARS..............?

[spanone]

36. A lobbyist making millions of dollars selling access to Congress & president.

[salin]

39. ding, ding, ding! He was the KStreet contact in the Senate

there is a lot to cash in on... oh, and he will write a few more creepy and misogynistic books.

[DuaneBidoux]

37. Honestly? He'll become a lobbyist for one of the industries

he represented while a Senator.

[Vorta]

38. He doesn't have to do anything.

Doesn't he get a lifetime pension for his "service" in the Congress? With healthcare benefits of course.

He'll make the rounds on television under the ruse of "balance".

But his primary source of income won't change: Richard Mellon Scaife

[Rosemary2205]

40. Be a main eventer in Wrestlemania?

After than performance he gave in that "rasslin" commercial where he claimed to be endorsed by Hillary I'd think Vince McMahon would love to get Santorum in the ring.

[Hippo_Tron]

41. First he needs to bury his political career in the back yard

Then he'll probably homeschool his kids.

[Ethelk2044]

42. Santorum

Do not know what he will be doing, but the voters in PA will
be partying like never before.   

[Fabio]

45. heard he is going on fox.

[wholetruth00]

46. Bush will nominate him for SCOTUS when Thomas steps down

or when Gingsburg leaves.

[fuzzyball]

51. Justice John Paul Stevens is in his mid-80's

and may be the first to go. I understand Justice Ginsburg
also has some health issues.

[fuzzyball]

47. Rick will try competing in the Alaska dog race ?

[PBass]

49. I know what he WON'T be doing...

joining the military and heading over to Iraq.

He should see if he can man the fry station at Arby's. He should be able to pull that off successfully.

[TheFarseer]

50. Hang out at "Pioneer Village"

or some other place recounting a time where women didn't work and couldn't vote and masturbate with the butter churn.