PSA for all lurking republics and freepers

[leftofthedial]

When you go to the polls on WEDNESDAY, be sure to press the YELLOW BUTTON on the back of the machine after you vote. This is the secret republic cheating feature to ensure freedom in Murka. Pressing the YELLOW BUTTON on WEDNESDAY will allow you to vote as many times as you wish. So, on WEDNESDAY, go to the polls, and go through the line as normal (lines will be very short at repuke-infested, er, heavily republic precincts). When you go int the booth on WEDNESDAY, after you cast your vote, reach around behind the machine and press the YELLOW BUTTON. Then you can vote again. You should be able to do this ten or twelve times before anyone become suspicious that youa re taking too long. Vote early and vote often and use the YELLOW BUTTON on WEDNESDAY.

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FYI--This is known as the YELLOW REPUBLICAN REACHAROUND.

[Alacrat]

1. Does the yellow button work for us,

or only repukes? Because I live in freeper land, and I will mash the shit out of that button, if it will work for a straight Democratic ticket. If they lost my district, they would'nt know whether to shit or go blind.

[leftofthedial]

2. it will work for you too

but only on TUESDAY.

[Alacrat]

3. I've been up with a colicy baby, and missed that

you got me. Tired minds should read closer before posting.