haggard's transgressions are all his wife's fault

[BOSSHOG]

That according to another evangelical minister. Per Pastor Mark Driscoll of Seattle, most pastors do not have free, satisfying liberties with their wives. And of course that is all the wife's fault.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-goldstein/whos-to-blame-for-pastor_b_33279.html

And, according to Driscoll chicks dig evangelical preachers. The temptations are everywhere. So the next time you read about a Christian Evangelical minister paying for miles of cock, remember its all his wife's fault. And this is only right. Why would one who makes a tax free living preaching values take responsibility for anything? Why I bet they also vote republican.

[Ian David]

1. So, Pentecostals will be having workshops in oral sex for married women?

"Ladies, if you don't want your husbands soliciting gay male meth-head prostitutes, you have got to learn how to suck his penis as if it were the holy staff of Jesus himself on the cross..."

Excerpt from HBO's Real Sex: Pentecostals Gone Wild.

[liberal N proud]

2. Something that's not Clinton's fault?

:sarcasm:

[Cosmocat]

8. Oh ... It IS ...

Saw Tony Perkins on MSNBC yesterday ... He didn't say Clinton, which is amazing, but Haggard was pretty much faultless to Perkins, in as much as it is the society we have have today, or something like that, and that Haggard simply fell victim to it ... That he had admitted to his sins and they had moved on ...

These people are just friggen zombies ... NO ability to take a reflective look on themselves or the world around them ...

[liberal N proud]

9. But Clinton admitted to his sin as well and they still have not forgiven him.

[yellowcanine]

16. Perkins says it's time to "move on"??? Oh that IS rich. What about all of the

money that was paid out for drugs and sex? Where did it come from? Tony ain't askin', is he?

[LaurenG]

3. Nah they just cannot have it both ways

Homosexuals are to deny their sexual feelings then I think the male preachers need to deny theirs as well. It's so very revealing to see the sick, sick thinking these men go through.

[underpants]

4. Eve was framed

I think this goes back to the original alibi.

[Totally Committed]

5. Say what you want about Haggard's wife, but no amount of

"free, satisfying liberties" offered to her homosexual husband could have satisfied him. She's the wrong sex. Period.

This kind of bullsh*t will be espoused by these sick b*stards until they understand there is no shame in being a homosexual, and all men and women are allowed to express their sexuality freely in this society, and are granted all the same legal and societal rights and privileges as everyone else. That's what will "free" these poor idiots to live their livesopenly, and not inflict themselves on unsuspecting women in hopes of finding a convincing "beard" to live behind.

TC

[JohnnyLib2]

6. I'm only joking about this with carefully selected people.

Because the majority of the "sheep" in these flocks do not even understand the irony and stupidity in this line of reasoning. Humor is lost; some will simply say "amen" to this crap.

The Word, according to JohnnyLib2

[bullimiami]

7. haggards wife caused it when she stopped dealing meth and

her penis fell off.

[Vickers]

10. omg!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[youthere]

12. ..

:spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[melnjones]

14. LOL

nt

[wicket]

11. So because she's fat (read: lazy), it's all her fault?

WTF? These people are unreal. Besides, she didn't look all that fat to me (not that it would matter, people of all sizes can be attractive and it doesn't automatically mean they are lazy). What an incredibly cruel, evil person Mark Driscoll is.

[Bucky]

22. Plus, I've seen a picture of her. She looks to have a nice figure for a 40 something.

I mean, I know how she's not burning calories, but she's doing something to stay in shape.

[KKKarl is an idiot]

13. Blame the wife

Has anyone thought of her feelings. Maybe she is unhappy with the marriage, but like most of these women I have met they feel it is their Christian duty to stand behind their husbands no matter what, even if he has committed 2 felony's.

[PurityOfEssence]

15. Perhaps we should all chip in and buy her a strap-on

As for the meth, I don't recall any prohibitions of it in the Bible.

[slestak]

17. Sure, blame the women

Isn't that how the turbo-christians usually do? Keep 'em meek, beaten down, and squirting out kids. Right, Jesus?

[Coaster City]

18. She needs to stop having babies and grow a penis!

It is her fault that she spends all her time having zombies and not growing the monster cock that her husband wishes she had. Can we blame the media on this one?

[GeorgeGist]

19. The Born Again...

ain't worth damning... they're more than willing to do it themselves.

[Justpat]

20. And these are the people trying to legislate morality for all of us.

So scary.

That is why we have to beat them back into their churches where they
can preach to the choir and leave the rest of us alone.

[Bucky]

21. I'm glad someone finally had the balls to blame women for homosexuality...

...probably after a solid week of trying unsuccessfully to figure out a way to blame it on Clinton.