If republicans and free republic members vote their values

[BOSSHOG]

Will that mean their will be more pedophiles in congress? That male prostitutes will become more open in their business transactions? That research scientists will be rounded up and sent to GTMO? That the rate our kids die in Iraq will increase? That there will be incredible discounts for perverse sex weekends to the Dominican Republic?

Can our country survive any more of their "values?"

[unpossibles]

1. you forgot one: it will be mandatory to beat someone up

if they express their opinions, yet somehow manage to be against political correctness.

[zbdent]

2. The treasury would have IOUs in it

in middle- and lower-income-class people's names ...

[Rocknrule]

5. I can see Bush now:

"That's as good as money sir. Those are IOUs."

Just like Dumb and Dumber

[acmejack]

3. It's only a two a day

Mere commas in history, buddy. Unless, of course, they happen to be your commas...

[Rageneau]

4. Those folks have no values, except situational ones.

Good case in point is Clinton. Once 'caught' doing something much less 'sinful' that what Ted Haggard did, he apologized multiple times on national TV and almost NONE of those ostensible "Christians" have ever forgiven him. They still call him 'sink emporer' and other insults, ignoring what Jesus specifically taught.

Meanwhile, they are falling backwards over themselves in their hypocritically pious attempts to "forgive Brother Ted, a poor sinner like the rest of is."

Brother Ted is to be instantly and permanently forgiven while Clinton is to never be.

That ain't Christianity. That's GOP politics. And IMHO, Satan is clearly a republican.