Al Franken: Bush will NOT attend 2008 GOP Convention!

[Seabiscuit]

For 2 reasons:

1. By then, Bush's continued hubris and stubbornness will have made him the most reviled President in American history, an embarassment to the GOP.

2. More importantly, August is peak season for brush cutting in Crawford.:rofl:

(heard today on Air America)

[kimmerspixelated]

1. Honestly I can't believe

that he would ever make it that long. Whether he is imprisoned or not. He's gonna meltdown for all the world to see! I can't wait!

[Double T]

2. He'll also be at HIS ranch............

in Paraguay having fled the country.

[tsuki]

8. If Paraguay will accept him. n/t

[AtomicKitten]

3. yipee kaya

mo-fos

[Bad Penny]

4. 3. He will be dictator for life by then

and be off getting fitted for a new toga

[smb]

5. I dunno...

...maybe they'll let him out of jail for the event.

[dchill]

6. But when is brush cutting season...

in Paraguay? He will probably already have high-tailed it to the new ranch by then. It's war criminal tradition - get out before the war ends badly.

[Seabiscuit]

7. And when Paraguay goes the way of Venezuela and Bolivia?

Then what's a poor Little Lord Pissypants to do???

His mere presence there could not just ignite a revolution, but a riot!