dream big, take 2 - best headlines you could wish for in Wednesday's papers?

[greeneyedboy]

more dream headlines and lede sentences for November 8th papers and newscasts, continued from this previous thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2917379


here are a few more of mine
REPUBLICANS FAIL MIDTERMS - Democratic sweep of Congress, statehouses teaches GOP a lesson

LANDSLIDE! - Dems return to majority in both houses

DEMOCRATIC TSUNAMI! - Voters go blue in a big way

etc.


these are wishlists, so don't hold back--dream up whatever you want to see in the papers on Wednesday morning.

[Wickerman]

1. Put a fork in them, the Republican Revolution is done!

[tuvor]

2. bushed!

[Hosnon]

3. DEMOCRATIC LANDSLIDE; BUSH RESIGNS

[greeneyedboy]

4. WHO'S THE DECIDER NOW? - GOP Rebuked by Voters

[kster]

5. Republicans sweep the election, US Marshall's confiscate all e-voting machines

as evidence of a stolen election. Republicans Politicians are ORDERED NOT TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY!

[Fovea]

7. My Nightmare headline...

Republicans sweep the election, RNC confiscates all e-voting machines.
Martial law declared amidst massive riots.

[kster]

10. I don't see that, because they would have to go into hiding

because the Repubs are not tough enough to fight one on one,thats why they would have to go into hiding if they tried to declare Martial law and confiscates all e-voting machines, they would no longer be able to walk the streets of America.

[Fovea]

6. Hello Donkeys!

Democratic Party stomps into House, Senate with veto proof majority.

[mnhtnbb]

8. Voters Just Say "No" to Republicans

[Zynx]

9. Republicans Crushed!

Dems take House, Senate, Governorships

[Arugula Latte]

11. Dems Win Big; O'Reilly, Cheney, Rove and Norquist Drink Cyanide

:evilgrin:

[fujiyama]

12. TURNOVER!

Both Houses change sides. House reverses twelve year republican rule. Democrats win narrow senate majority.

OK, well the thing about the senate wasn't a dream headline, but more realistic.

[cleveramerican]

13. WE THREW THE BUMS OUT!

[demwing]

14. REPUBLICANS BUSHWHACKED! - GOP Draged Down By Bush!

[greeneyedboy]

15. RECORD NUMBERS OF VOTERS TURN OUT TO DEFEAT GOP

[greeneyedboy]

16. SCREAMING FOR JOY - Dean's 50-State Strategy Wins Big Nationwide

[AntiWarPoster]

17. A broken contract with America

[cleveramerican]

18. CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER

[rosesaylavee]

19. Democratic MANDATE against the War!

Dems sweep many races not predicted to go Democratic... Republicans cry foul! Rosesaylavee says tough sh*t. :)

:kick:

[CANDO]

20. DEMOCRATIC VICTORY TOUCHES OFF WORLDWIDE CELEBRATIONS!

[we can do it]

21. Giant Pile of Shit Finally Removed from US

[greeneyedboy]

22. and today's SF Chronicle says: "BIG VICTORY!"

good enough for me. looking forward to the confirmation of Webb's Senate seat as well.