What concession speech are you most looking forward to?

[cobaindrain]

1. Michael Steele - Just another GOP puppet, FOX News is pumping this race as a dead heat even though Cardin is comfortably ahead. If he wasn't an african american gop darling and his last name wasn't "STEELE!", nobody would care. This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer changed his name to Max Power.

2. Jean Schmidt - Finally ridding ourself of the wicked witch of the west. I hope she stands up there with her arms petrified at her sides and bawls her black heart out.

3. Rick Santorum - A nutbag, but a top pillar in the GOP. It will be so sweet knocking out such a prominent uber conservative

4. George Allen - Once commented that he loved knocking "Dems soft teeth down our throats" An arrogant, stupid swine in the Bush mold who I can't wait to defeat.

[xultar]

1. Scrotum!

[AlCzervik]

2. Santorum and Allen. I'm hoping Ricky just has a meltdown.

[cobaindrain]

5. damn right, I want tears!

[Avalux]

3. Definitely Santorum - cause my folks are voting against him today.

First time they've registered and voted Dem. :toast:

[BOSSHOG]

4. j d southworth - Arizona

limbaugh's twin brother is such a fucking badass.

[cobaindrain]

12. ah yes, JD Haywoodjablowme

Another Ham faced thug

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Gotta be Santorum.

It'll be fun watching that smug little fucker squirm at the podium.

[deadparrot]

7. Talent, hopefully.

Fucking bastard.

[HereSince1628]

8. James Sensenbrenner's. But not really.

It's like dreaming of a pony and only getting the manure.

Sensenbrenner is like a zit that won't heal.

[Island Blue]

9. Allen, Santorum and

Katherine Harris (along with her side kicks Spunk & Moxie, of course).

[hippiechick]

10. I wanna see Darth Cheney eating crow on the Sunday shows ...

... as repulsive as he is, I'd actually force myself to watch just to see him squirm if there's a Dem landslide today.

[cobaindrain]

he's hunting today

And if we landslide them...expect Cheney to extend his vacation and go underground for a while.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. dewine

[LiviaOlivia]

13. Katherine Harris

as I read elsewhere, tape it and add it to one's comedy gold collection.

[meegbear]

16. THAT is gonna be a hoot and a hollar!

[cobaindrain]

18. That would be a morsel of justice for 2000

maybe her face will melt

[ChiciB1]

39. If You Haven't Seen Her Recently... It's Already Melting!

She's looks a bit HAGGARD!! Oh my I made a funny and didn't know it. HAGGARD, oh well!

[chelsea0011]

19. 2nd her. She's a riot.

[tridim]

14. I'll go off the board and say Joementum.

Please please please let him lose.

[TlalocW]

15. SANTORUM!!!

"I'm just an Italian kid from Pennsylvania, but I'm a fighter, and I fought hard for Pennsylvanians, blah blah blah blah blah."

TlalocW

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. Peter King

the smug SOB, he deserves to eat some of it tonight.

[joeprogressive]

44. Was King the one that made the wacky assertion that DC

was more violent than IRAQ?

[KyndCulture]

20. Santorum, Mean Jean and Katherine Harris.

[Slackajawea]

21. Santorum

Santorum, Santorum, Santorum. I'd also really like to see Marilyn Musgrave and the loathesome Jim Sensenbreener bid their dutiful constituents farewell, but I know it won't happen.

[SCantiGOP]

22. Karl Rove

He did not equivocate in his interview with Robert Seigal of NPR a couple of weeks ago. Said he had access to polls that no one else saw that assured him they would keep both houses. He now has to admit that 1-he was lying to keep from depressing the base, or 2-he is completely full of shit. I vote for all of the above.

[Lindsey]

23. Santorum...

He gives me the creeps. I guess him being a nutcase has something to do with him giving me the creeps. My God..comparing gay sex to sex with animals. What a sicko.

[AZBlue]

24. Santorum, Allen, Hayworth & Kyl

[underpants]

26. Hayworth's will (knock on wood) be funny

Does the RNC give them talking points for concession speeches? Without them Hayworth will just get up there and talk about football or his big neck or coloring inside the lines.

[AZBlue]

34. He can color inside the lines??

I have to say, I think you're giving him too much credit....

[FSogol]

25. George Allen. I want to see his football prop deflate as he speaks

to a near empty hall.

[BootinUp]

27. sicky Ricky. heh.

I don't think Jean Schmidt is going to lose, but I would sure enjoy that one too.

[PVnRT]

28. Johnny Fucking Hostettler

I want to see him cry. I want to see him whine about how unfair voting was. I want to see him stammer and make excuses. And I want to see that ugly little lump of a wife and piglet children he has standing their awkward as they watch Daddy Godpod slowly fall apart.

[Monty_]

29. Santorum

since I'm listening to him spew venom now on MSNBC

[razors edge]

30. Kenneth Blackwell

[warrens]

31. Santorum

I loathe that little nazi punk.

[itsrobert]

32. I'm looking for a CON-FESS-ION Speech

that is all.

[Mad_Dem_X]

33. Gotta be Santorum! n/t

[MISSDem]

35. Bob Corker.

I so hope Ford wins. I'm in Mississippi but am praying that Jr. pulls it out. The republicans said Ford was from D.C. but Corker was from Tennessee. Ford's father was the Tennessee Representative and they lived in Washington. What was he supposed to do, leave his family as a child?

[politicasista]

41. I hope so

Can't stand his nasal voice.

[Clark2008]

43. And Corker was born in South Carolina - so much for that 'story' line.

Didja see this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2935420

[Arkana]

36. Kerry Healey.

Mostly because she's been so fucking nasty over the course of this election.

[ChiciB1]

37. Too Hard To Pick! Cruella Is My Representative & I Can't Wait

to be rid of her, but I KNOW that's a given! I'd LOVE to see a CORKER & ALLEN!! Basically because they seemed to run some really NASTY, NASTY Ads!!

But ALL of them will do!!

[Iris]

38. Santorum. But Jean - well, "I've been cut so I gotta run" would

be fun to hear!

[dubyaD40web]

40. Talent - hands down

My wife wants to punch him just to say she did. LOL

[Clark2008]

42. All of 'em, including Corker and Talent.