I'm as nervous as a whore in church

[BluegrassDem]

I don't know why, but I'm just so scared of Republican dirty tricks. Somehow, I think I should just turn off the news, go to sleep, and wake up in the morning to see the news.

[Waya]

1. I hear ya.......

[madmusic]

2. Why would a whore be nervous in church?

There are a lot of Johns there.

[bedpanartist]

4. you stole my punchline!

great minds think alike! ;)

[arewenotdemo]

21. nervous with anti-ci-PA-tion?

[Rick Myers]

3. I'm trying to hold out on a beer, but it's getting tough now!

Made my calls, got my 'peeps' to the polls, now it's time for The Big Game!

[Truebrit71sbruv]

11. Then just go rip the lid off a few and try to relax...

... what's done is done... nothing more to be said. I wish you all the best from Europe! :)

[truebrit71]

17. Thanks Mo-Fro!!! Blow the froth off a couple for me as well yeah?

I'll be up late tonight so give us a bell mate....you never know, we might have reason to celebrate!!

[Truebrit71sbruv]

18. You had better believe it! n/t

[aquart]

12. Have some nice red wine. It's good for you.

[Thrill]

5. I'm always scared because Democrats

tend to not show up on Election day

[KyndCulture]

6. Me too...

I've never been this nervous about an election ever.

[louis-t]

7. I'm as nervous as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.

I'm as nervous as Paris Hilton in a talent contest.

More, more...

[rzemanfl]

8. Reminds me of the line in "My Name is Earl" when Joy says

"I'm as nervous as a whore in Church." The she says "Sorry" to the town whore, who replies "That's okay, I don't go to Church."

[aquart]

9. And you'd be able to sleep?

I'm like my Siamese cat, Willisreed, who couldn't do anything about the driving, but had to be perched on the back of the driver's seat, watching the road the whole ride, or he hyperventilated.

[buff2]

10. I thought I would feel the same way........

But I think this is another Katrina those bastards can't do anything about!I feel real calm for some reason. If those thugs steal this election again,I don't think the people will accept it this time. Too much anger and too many people wanting CHANGE! :hi:

[ailsagirl]

13. Love your simile... I know how you feel-- hang in there!!!

[enid602]

14. Haggard

That reminds me of an old Ted Haggard joke. Ted gets up in front of the congregation and declares "last night, I was in the arms of a soldier. Night before that, I was in the arms of a firefighter. Now I'm in the arms of the Lord." At which tiame one of the congregants stands up and shouts "that's right, sister, fuck 'em all."

[AndyTiedye]

15. Sleep? No Way I'm Gonna Be Able to Sleep!

[MessiahRp]

16. I thought only young boys were nervous there...

Well there and in the Republican part of the page program.

Rp

[BunnyKins]

19. LOL

You and me both....I don't even get this excited for my husband....(only kidding):bounce:

[Jack Rabbit]

20. There is an antedote for Republican dirty tricks

Kiev, 2005
Photo: Ukrainian Embassy, Belgium





Oaxaca, 2006
Photo: Es Mas (Mexico)