Unofficial Bush press conference thread

[lwcon]

Just turned it on, and while pretending to be gracious, he sticks to his "Democrat Party" slur.

I'm beginning to think this guy has no shame. :v)


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[Bluestar]

1. The Chimp is Agitated, Irritated--can't hide his anger--HAHAHA

[Liberalboy]

49. DELL?!?

Did he just say people watching on there "Dell Television Screens?"

[ticapnews]

51. I'm sure Michael appreciates the free plug from the president...

as Dell sales plummet :P

[lwcon]

2. Just botched his interior decorator joke

Why does he hate our troops?


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[joeprogressive]

47. Did he just make fun of all interior decorators?

I don't buy it was a botched joke. All interior decorators should be outraged.

[soothsayer]

76. I swear I heard crickets

[ShortnFiery]

3. Can we teach Dear Leader to use proper grammar?

Hey, Dear Leader? It's the democratIC not the democrat party!

[Monty_]

4. Rummy..honorable?

STFU Chimp

[ShortnFiery]

Yes, now the Democrats are supposed to fall in line

Lord PissyPants view of bipartisanship is the democrat(ic) :wtf: leaders to do as he says ... exactly what the Executive Branch deems appropriate. :eyes:

[HamdenRice]

5. Remember how contrite Clinton was in 94? Chimp is defiant ...

And Clinton had no reason to be, he hadn't had really disasters like chimp. But this guy is defiant. He's not part of the reality based community.

[ShortnFiery]

10. Herr Bushmeister is talking like a tin pot dictator ... what an embarrassment

he is to Our Beautiful Nation. :cry:

[Fire Walk With Me]

100. Which is why I worry about how far they'll go in response.

[rhiannon55]

6. DemocRAT party"

RAT bastard.:mad:

But--WE WON! :bounce: Woot!

[rhiannon55]

63. "After overthrowing the tyrant" in Iraq

He oughta know about TYRANTS who need to be overthrown!

[rhiannon55]

80. "The people have spoken"

You finally got something right, little monkey!

[rhiannon55]

83. Dupe--self-delete

[lwcon]

7. Describes briefings for new leaders in Congress...

... seems to be an admission that he's cut them out of the info loop up to this point.

Also, he's really stumbling a lot. Daddy didn't pull hims out of this mess, and he doesn't know how to handle it.

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[lwcon]

17. Holy Shit!

He's afraid the enemy thinks that electing Dems means we don't want to fight them anymore. Giving them reassurances that, somehow, Dems might actually be Americans.


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[Chorophyll]

8. OMG, he's addressing our "enemies" now...

What an asshole.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

9. He sounds really whiny

Short sentences, delivered explosively.

He can barely conceal his anger.

[frankly_fedup2]

11. I think he is scared. Running Rumsfield is leaving. Dead Eye Dick Cheney

will probably resign.

What the HELL DID HE MEAN TO OUR ENEMIES, "DO NOT BE JOYFUL". To the people of Iraq "DO NOT BE FEARFUL."

He makes it sound like we are going to join the terrorists, desert the people of Iraq, and forget our military. Off with his head.

[ShortnFiery]

13. Now he want's us all to work together. Sure, like hell you do. n/t

[Chorophyll]

16. Yep.

I heard that. And I'm sick of hearing about how the president's job is to "protect" the people. How about upholding the Constitution?

[HamdenRice]

12. lying piece of shit -- change the tone, work together ... indeed ,,,fuck

fuck you chimp, it's over

[ShortnFiery]

15. Oh the fun is just starting. I hope he takes lots of questions

because he's already pissy. Oh, like Flounder on Animal House would quip, "This is GOOD!"

[Debau2005]

20. He is getting louder!

Do we think he is, perhaps, in a bad mood?

And now stumbling over words.

[rhiannon55]

14. He came to Washington to "change the TONE!"

tehe :rofl:

[ACK]

18. OMFG he just admitted he lied to the press !!!

What a cheesey fuck.

[soothsayer]

21. the reporter who asked the question looked SHOCKED at that!

he did a double take! me too! lol

[ShortnFiery]

25. He's losing it now ... ain't enough MEDS in the world to pacify a

sociopath when he is blocked from getting his way. Oh my, please continue to go NUTS Dear Leader and show EVERYONE including your Kool-aid drinking base just what an unstable man you are. :popcorn:

[rhiannon55]

19. He just admitted he LIED to the press about Rumsfeld last week

[Pragmatic Pilgrim]

71. Ah, but he never compromises his "principles" for elections!

The press has finally had a backbone transplant! One guy is asking him what "do-overs" he'd like, if he had the chance--a direct reference to the hilariously satirical email making the rounds! This is like watching people poke sticks at a caged bear! Hate to admit this, but I'm lovin' it!

[MaineDem]

22. This is bloody pathetic!

He's horribly unprepared and he admitted to LYING!

Hang him with this, press corps!

[hippiechick]

24. I..M..P..E..A..C..H

:)

[ShortnFiery]

28. This is one of those figurative Colonel Kurtz moments...

PVR Street Gang, please investigate and impeach, with extreme prejudice. OVER!

[rhiannon55]

23. "I thought we were gonna do fine yesterday

Heh heh! Shows what I know." Man,this is great!

[lwcon]

26. "Defeat is not an option in Iraq"

True -- it's a reality.

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[moobu2]

27. Good luck in trying to work with this delusion idiot Madam Speaker

[Bragi]

29. MELTDOWN !!!! /nt

[ShortnFiery]

30. Neon letters above his head "I'm the Decider." n/t

[madrchsod]

31. melt down? no- he`s going to explode

there he goes.........

[Debau2005]

34. Man

he's mad...Not that that's a bad thing, but I wouldn't want to be on his staff right now.

[ShortnFiery]

38. That's nothing, we all should be freaked out ... this bat shit crazy

wannabe dictator has the NUCLEAR FOOTBALL! :scared:

[ShortnFiery]

36. No, my lord, it's MADAM SPEAKER not Congresswoman Pelosi. :P

Another attempt at a joke at the expense of a WH press reporter. At least the moron is consistent.

[Union Thug]

32. "Negotiating with myself" ????? Go George! oy...

He has to make DESHISHONS

[Turn CO Blue]

33. Obvious that he's being fed a lot of his talking points with a wire...

[ShortnFiery]

43. Yep, the audio feed is jacked up on high ... "I ... Hav ... n/t

[Az_lefty]

35. Man he's really losing it..

:rofl:

[cyberpj]

37. OMG Jeff Gannon must have had a sex change - Isn't that HIS question?

How will you work with these people?

Nice dress though.

[Union Thug]

39. "It was a thumpin'" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[demo dutch]

40. He sounds pissed as hell, there's no reaching across the aisle for sure!

[ShortnFiery]

44. If the Dem representatives are SMART, which they are, they must

always believe that their rooms and phones are being tapped 24/7. :scared:

[nadinbrzezinski]

55. Oh that he is

things got broken in the people's house last night

[rhiannon55]

41. "I knew you'd try to get me to start negotiating with myself"

HaHa! I LOVE it when he says that!:rofl:

[ACK]

42. It was close? If you look at it race by race?!?!?

He is losing.

[moobu2]

52. “All the races were close”

I haven’t watched FAUX news in years, but I did this morning and heard the same talking points from the “reporters” several times. It’s just a CON Talking point to lessen the thumpin they got..

[ACK]

59. Just a talking point is right!

They got thumped.

[HuffleClaw]

45. a 'thumpin' !

heehehehehehe

[ShortnFiery]

48. But he'll never be the one accused of compromising with no

dirty dog democrats. :rofl: That's for dang sure! :P

[ticapnews]

46. He was just bleeped on MSNBC

and NBC. What did he say?

He was talking about Al Qaeda and started saying, "the vice president said 'If you'" and then it was bleeped. Did the person on the "dump" button think Shrub was going to quote the president saying, "Fuck you"?

[ShortnFiery]

50. "Wur not gonna leaf until we suck-ceed."

:puke:

[cyberpj]

60. that's suck seed, son. we're gonna suck seed....... nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

53. two things

rummy is gone... yayyyyy

is it me or is the cowbowy sthtick gone

[ShortnFiery]

58. Yes, all that is left is IMO, one each, cornered rat bastard

wanna be dictator who considers the term "working together" as OBEY my directives or else we're gonna bug your home, office, car, etc. until we can blackmail you into doing EXACTLY what I tell you. :grr:

[soothsayer]

69. it's you; doofus said 'this isn't my first rodeo' and is twangy again

[rhiannon55]

54. Comparing himself with Eisenhower and Truman

sheesh!

[Contrary1]

56. He seems to be grunting quite a bit. n/t

[soothsayer]

67. very simian!

[cyberpj]

57. VIETNAM???? Gotta get the Vietnam deal done. nt

[ShortnFiery]

70. This volunteer army did NOT sign up to get KILLED in an illegal

occupation. Damn him for saying that they KNEW what they were getting into for he has misused the Military.

The Volunteer Military is very close to the breaking point. What will dear leader do then?

Enlistments are up because the bar was set way LOW and recently the Military is NOT required to publish numbers.

We are close to a crisis point in the Military, i.e., funding, personnel and equipment. It's bad, real bad ... austere.

[hippiechick]

90. ... they 'knew' they were getting into "flowers and candy" ...

... at least according to Rumsfeld, pre-invasion.

[Pragmatic Pilgrim]

99. Rummy was probably killed by the military press, not by us.

My guess: Bush knew the hammer was gonna fall on Monday in the military press, and that it accurately reflected the military's feelings, so he arranged Rumsfeld's resignation in order to pull the teeth of a potentially long-term war with the military media (whether he won or lost the election).

[karynnj]

84. He's suposed to go to an economic conference in Vietnam soon

[graywarrior]

61. He sounds like he's memorized his answers

[Jacklyn75]

62. He is such a spoiled little brat! It's obvious he isn't happy at all! n/t

[Az_lefty]

64. what's with the pained facial expressions?

looks like he's trying to take a dump!
:rofl:

[ShortnFiery]

81. Anyone who's worked with those who sport a sociopathic personality

KNOW that it is excruciatingly painful to even feign humbleness and compromise. The highly intelligent sociopaths can hone this to an art form but the simple-minded ones can't hide their pain and disgust at the mere thought of giving into their enemy opponent.

Now he's disrespecting the American People, "I thought the American People would understand the importance of taxes and social security." Translation in Dear Leader's Deluded Mind: Those dumb-asses turned on me, I'll show them later what a severe price that I will make them pay. :scared:

[Pragmatic Pilgrim]

94. Combine with multiple addictions, and you get Bush!

In one ear, he's hearing his talking-points, but in his other ear he's ALWAYS hearing, "Wouldn't a triple vodka and a line of coke be great right now?"

[graywarrior]

65. What is God telling him right now?

[Az_lefty]

73. God said "you don't get no more do-overs"

[graywarrior]

66. I cannot follw what the hell he is saying

[ACK]

68. I don't think he can follow what he is saying either

The man is fumbling all over himself.

[graywarrior]

74. Massive meltdown like when you know you've never turned in

your own homework....ever.

[Union Thug]

72. That's so funny.. my wife JUST SAID THAT as I was refreshing the screen...

neither of us can follow him either!

[dicknbush]

91. 41's Boys to the Rescue Baker for Iraq Gates for Defense ...

Both of them are Bush 41's Boys.

[xxqqqzme]

75. get a dialogue STARTED????

Does he mean there hasn't been one in the last SIX years?

he's wearing one of his little lapel flags today.

[soothsayer]

77. one of the few honest things he's ever said

[soothsayer]

85. he just lives to jerk around reporters. what a frat boy dumbass

[graywarrior]

78. He wants so bad to be somewhere else.

[Union Thug]

79. "I thought the american people understood the importance of taxes and security..but.."

Wow...he just took a shot at Americans!

[hippiechick]

92. Nice, blame the citizenry ! Way to score points, George!!

I said he was gonna do that ... "we" are so far below him. :eyes:

[mtnsnake]

95. That was the most telling moment of the conference. It came at the 40 min mark

I don't know if it was a slip up or not, but I don't think he intended to let his true feelings be known during this conference.

All through the conference he was giving Americans credit for wanting change, but at that particular moment, he fucked up and let the truth out how he really feels.

[Barack_America]

82. Let's just pray that he doesn't start throwing FECES!!!

That's what chimps do when they really get agitated, right?

[soothsayer]

86. and he's gone! sauntered off as to a bar

[graywarrior]

87. Two more years. I hope he suffers through every minute of it.

[dicknbush]

89. He has a mall to go open...

That is about how relevant he is. His daddies friends are coming into the rescue (Baker for Iraq and now Gates for Defense both Bush Sr. boys. Georgie boy proves once again that he is not cabable of doing the heavy lifting that it takes to run a great country.

[dicknbush]

93. THis is the beggining of the Second Term for Bush 41

The big boys are coming in to save Georgies ass once again!

[graywarrior]

96. Just like they've done his entire, waste of a life

[Pragmatic Pilgrim]

88. I want a transcript, suitable for framing!!

A much sweeter memento than a Certificate of Thanks from the candidates I worked for!

[codjh9]

97. Yeah one minute we're the terrorists, and he's snubbed us all along, but NOW

it's 'a new era of cooperation', and we want to 'protect the country'. What a lying sack of shit, and this - and the 'it was never about "stay the course"', among other things, makes him the World Champeen Flip-Flopper Of All Time.

[codjh9]

98. And how about all those campaigning events w/the rolled-up sleeves?

And no tie? Like he's a 'working man'. Bullshit bullshit bullshit!

[emdee]

101. He admitted the many lies he told during his campaign stops....

His blatant lies were exposed during this speech! Only a couple of reporters reminded him of his words during his campaign stumping and they were ridiculed by him --- but he admitted his lies and that they were due to the upcoming election!
emdee

[plusfiftyfive]

102. Bush LIED??

How could THAT have happened???