best one-liners about the elections?

[greeneyedboy]

i was LOL this morning when the host on Air America (can't remember her name) kept saying that "the _Deliverance_ wing of the Republican Party was defeated!"

chime in with other amusing one-liners here. we've earned some laughs, FINALLY.

[cmd]

1. Just saw this FR comment in another post

To: Smogger

we are screwn.

8 posted on 11/08/2006 9:41:56 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Funny, but I don't remember pressing 1 for English in 1994.)

[xxqqqzme]

8. they just keep giving don't they -

HUGH! moran! now screwn.

Do they have a glossary over there by any chance?

[slestak]

9. LMAO

Thank you, FR, for your tireless contributions to our lexicon of mockery!

[meegbear]

2. And here the Republicans thought the voters would greet them as liberators…

www.thismodernworld.com

[qnr]

5. yeah, that one was great too! n/t

[AllegroRondo]

3. As someone said to a Freeper co-worker yesterday

"Hey Bob, I just voted. You're off the island!"

[qnr]

4. heheheh! n/t

[dicknbush]

6. I am listening to Hannity and it is great to hear his intro music...

It is the song that says ..."IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY"


HOW TRUE HOW TRUE!!!! IT IS INDEPENDENCE DAY FROM THESE YAHOOS!

[greeneyedboy]

7. another one, from the San Francisco Chronicle

last week, there was a series in the Chronicle about the "San Francisco values" talking points, with "person on the street" interviews commenting on what that means to them. the answer most people gave was "freedom". so someone wrote a letter to the editor saying that our best response to the "San Francisco values" line is from * himself: "They hate us for our freedom!"