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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:46 PM
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The final chapter of Macacawitz' political career ......
Edited on Wed Nov-08-06 03:47 PM by Husb2Sparkly
..... will play out this way. Felix will hang in there while the canvass, as stipulated by Virginia law, is done. Lawyers from both sides will look inscrutably over the shoulders of the canvassers, clucking and nodding. That chinless weasel, former RNC head Ed Gillespie, will continue to make dramatic non-statements. Meanwhile, it will sink in that there's no way on God's Green Earth the final outcome will change in any meaningful way. To grease the wheels, some hit squad from the Republic Party leadership will come a-calling on the sperm lottery winner, G. Felix Allen, and tell him its over. A 'Godfather' moment, with G. Felix playing the role of Tessio.

The concession speech will be low key. Tears may drip from the corner of the dumb man's eye. But it will be over, sure and clean.

By week's end, we'll know for sure that we control the Senate.

Maybe we should buy his a season ticket to Redskins. Just as a show of good will. Yanno?

Edit to correctly spell "Macacawitz".
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:50 PM
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1. "It's not personal - it's just business."
Capice?

mikey_the_rat (in Richmond, waiting for George FAllen to be gone)
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:50 PM
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2. I am so proud of Virginia, my 2nd home right now...
I could explode! :D

I bet Felix wimps out sooner than the end of the week. He'll bow out just to save face, and make himself look like a hero for the CONS.

Notice how they are all so sickeningly conciliatory at the moment?
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:53 PM
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6. Is it Time
to take my Blue Person, Red State bumper sticker off?
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:51 PM
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3. I can only hope it happens soon...
This bullsh*t needs to stop. To think of the stink they would have made if Kerry had actually decided to demand a recount is laughable after this fiasco. They are such hypocrites!

I can't wait for someone to give him that "Godfather Moment".

TC
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speedoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:52 PM
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4. Heh.
It could certainly go down that way. Macacawitz certainly does not have the spine or guts for a real fight.

The rethugs seem happy to be rid of him.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:52 PM
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5. I think you've nailed it.
But instead of season tickets to the Redskins games, let's just send him a letter of reference for waterboy for the Redskins. He's good at carrying the team's water.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 03:58 PM
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7. And up until two days ago
George Felix Allen was one of the annointed ones to succeed George W. Bush in 2008. It was going to be John McCain and George Felix going mano y mano to the mats. I mean, mano a mano. Not that there's anything wrong with the other one.
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