What are the chances of Cheney resigning due to heart problems?!!

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Two years is an awfully long time to hang around Washington in a job with no more controlling power.

Cheney being an action-man would probably quit the Bush game and return to a more inspiring life. I believe Cheney will feign heart probs and take a walk leaving Mr. Bush to face the possible hearings/investigations using his own private counsel.

(Enter VP. Rice)

[HereSince1628]

1. With Poppy Bush's team back in charge it'll be a brain tumor.

It was AMAZING how many high ranking republican crooks got brain tumors back in the mid 80's. I ain't so sure that was within the limits of statistical randomness.

:tinfoilhat:

[Javaman]

2. heart problems due to investigations or heart problems due to

him shitting a brick at the thought of being investigated?

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7. heart problems due to the waste of 2 years in a powerless job to babysit Bush

I can't imagine go F__k yourself to waste this kind of time at his age...!

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3. Poppy Bush will still have to deal with Ms. Pelosi -- jr. seems lost already

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. Well, with the even Senate split,

he'll be spending a lot of time walking to the Capitol and back. That sort of thing can take its toll, you know.

[kimmerspixelated]

5. I think that when the heat turns up

we're likely to see characters we never even suspected to jump ship. Remember there was a LOT of land bought in Paraguay!

[zulchzulu]

6. The arrows are now pointing at him since Rummy got tossed

You can bet Dick is sweating right now...he surely thought Rove was going to steal another election...

[meatloaf]

8. I think it's highly likely Cheney will resign because of "health problems"

If for no other reason than it's a boost for McTraitor or Condescension to run as the sitting VP.


Edited for spelling.

[LiberalEsto]

9. He's impeachment insurance for *

Just like Spiro Agnew was for Nixon

[meatloaf]

10. Or Quayle for Bush Sr.

[johnnyrocket]

11. More like battery failure.

for his robot skeleton.

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12. Cheney goes hunting on election day? - seems like he knew the outcome?

With Iraq going well for defense contractors (Cheney) it was reason and hope to continue with the plan. With little, or no more say-so what does Darth Vader do when his world becomes more upsetting with the likes of Pelosi and her crowd?

I believe Bush already knows Cheney will soon be gone, there may be more to the Cheney decision to go... "hunting".

[DemoTex]

13. Cheney resigns if, and only if, he can score a pardon first.

He is one criminal sombitch, and he knows it.