COULTER speaks! (Make sure your jaw doesn't hit the desk on the way down)

[Bicoastal]

A quotation from her recent posting on her website (capitalization mine):

"But in the middle of what the media tell us is a massively unpopular war, the Democrats picked up about 30 House seats and five to six Senate seats in a sixth-year election, with lots of seats still too close to call. Only for half-brights with absolutely no concept of yesterday is this a "tsunami" — as MSNBC calls it — rather than THE DEATH THROES OF A DYING PARTY.

!?!?!

Maybe she has us confused with some other party....

[MADem]

1. That is funny as hell actually! She's down to single-digits in the brain cell department! NT

[madmax]

2. nah

She's just an idiot bitch. :evilgrin:

[mindwalker_i]

13. With an IQ

in the imaginary set.

-mwalker

[kenny blankenship]

3. In the end, meth abuse makes you psychotic.

Everybody has their limit. Ann Coulter has hit hers.

[silverweb]

4. She hasn't killed herself yet?

Damn.

[Ringo84]

5. Rationalization works. For a while.

Still in the denial stage of grieving, I see.
Ringo

[patrick t. cakes]

6. and whats with all the snapshots

all over her website.
a little self obsessed are we??
get a clue anne.

[Turn CO Blue]

7. Riiiight. She has turned a talent for getting under people's skin

into a personal fortune. Of course, she sold her soul to do it. What a nasty person she is!

[Phredicles]

8. Oh, so now WE're in our Last Throes, are we?

Maybe right-wingers honestly believe "last throes" as a synonym for "totally kicking our ass"?

[BikeWriter]

32. Yeah, like the insurgents.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. ....you mean someone somewhere gives a fuck what she has to say?

I suppose that according to Ann's logic, unless we, as a party, kill, skin, and eat every single republican in power, then this election will have been a bust for the Dems.

Jesus, Ann....fucking hang it up already. Not even your fan club is listening to you anymore.

[CTD]

10. Project much?

[NanceGreggs]

11. "DEATH THROES OF A DYING PARTY"

I never thought I'd hear Coulter describe the GOP like that .. but it is rather apt.

[Duke Newcombe]

12. Dear Ms. Coulter...

...drinking and posting do not mix.

Duke

[madrchsod]

14. if only she knew just how irrelevant

she really was. she has nothing important to say...

[PretzelWarrior]

15. if her predictions of our death throes

are anything like SHooter Cheney's prediction about the Iraqi insurgency's death throes....then I like our chances. (Paraphrasing a recent statement from idiot son).

Half the fun of winning this election is watching these bitches self destruct.

Just call her Bagdhad Bob.

[pa28]

16. Pitiable thing.

This is a good time for Republicans to look in the mirror. They need to stop lashing out, blaming others and rationalizing their failures.

[liberalsoldier5]

17. It's a shame

that so many people hang on to every word she says. God knows how she got to #1 on the NYT list. Even the Republicans/conservatives who admit she's a henious bitch still go out give her their money. Go figure.

[TlalocW]

19. She gets to #1 through bulk purchases of her book

By various conservative groups - like the National Review will run a promo where if you subscribe to their magazine, for just X dollars more (where X is a lot less than what her book really sells for), you'll get Coulter's new book.

If it weren't for bulk sales, she'd never make it on the list.

TlalocW

[LostinVA]

38. People don't hang onto her every word

Bulk sales. Little daggers in Top Ten Lists. She ain't selling those books to individuals. It's not a secret.

[Pragmatic Pilgrim]

18. Hmm, it was a "tsunami" to Rove, Bush, Dickie, & Rummy!

Oh, wait! They ARE half-brights with absolutely no concept of yesterday!

[codjh9]

20. If you've read much of her rants at all, you know she's practically clinically insane.

Her bullshit about liberals - and I've only read a little bit, because I don't really want to die from a heart attack - is so crazy, so mean, so incredlby, preposterously out of line and WRONG, that I seriously wonder 'what the hell HAPPENED to you when you were at some impressionable age, and you became this Bitch of all Bitches?!?!?!'. I'm dead serious. But don't take that to mean I 'feel sorry' for her or anything.

[Kiouni]

21. She'll just make up sources and data

to make her self feel better. It's O.K. Anne Jebes will save you!

[Canuckistanian]

22. How disappointing

I expected better bile than that. She hasn't even called for anyone's death.

Two thumbs way down.

[PretzelWarrior]

23. BITCH, when party picks up 25-35 house seats

and takes 6 Senate seats AND LOSES NONE in the process..that is a fucking tidal wave. You know it. But hey, keep up the propaganda.

[neuvocat]

24. She also said on Bill Maher's show that...

the democrats were suppressing the women's right to vote. She's a headcase pure and simple. It doesn't matter what party she's with.

[txindy]

26. LOL! Oh, really? Women are the majority in Montana.

Without the wonderful women of that state, we would've lost Montana. http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/states/MT/S/01/index.html

[Phredicles]

39. "suppressing the women's right to vote"?

I guess she's upset that it turns out she can't just vote wherever the hell she wants.

[MGD]

25. The wicked witch is dead!!!!----metaphorically

Her very raison d'etre has been destroyed. All her ideas and talking points have been repudiated resoundingly. Suck it Coulter.

[Vickers]

27. Har!

:crazy:

[JohnnyRingo]

28. "So the media tell us?"

Why doesn't the media tell us the "good" news from Iraq?

Why don't they tell us the schools are open again? For the fourth year.
We never hear that we're training Iraqi soldiers.... only to desert with their weapons.

They never tell us that IEDs are placed by 1,284 terrorists who immigrated from neighboring countries, and when we kill them all we will have "won the war".

The media doesn't tell us that we've approached a record level of oil production....
and we're still using US tax $s to fund redevelopment of their infrastructure.

Why doesnt the liberal media show Iraqi fighter jocks training in US F/A-18s, or in the latest US-issue main battle tanks? Why dont we ever see Iraqi artillary trained by us to protect their sovereignty?

The goddam liberal media should show ordinary Iraqi citizens thanking our soldiers for their freedom....

I wonder why they dont do that?


(Please disregard anything that appears ranting, I was out drinkin' tonight)

[Old and In the Way]

29. Terminally stuck on stupid.

nt

[leftofthedial]

30. would those be the *last* death throes?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. It's going to be fun...

watching her lame attempts at spinning over the next two years as Democrats raise the minimum wage, clean up the government, and provide health care for millions who don't have it.

I saw a clip on "Countdown" yesterday where even Rush said he was "tired of carrying water for people who don't deserve it."

A mighty big admission and a rare moment of truth.

[eliphaslevi]

33. Obvious Signs of a Psychotic Breakdown

Advanced stages will involve hearing voices, paranoia and delusions.

[rocktivity]

34. If she's talking about the Rethugs, she's right!

rocknation

[Mad_Dem_X]

35. Whatever gets you thru the night, Hon...

:spray: :rofl:

[Totally Committed]

36. Maybe she's talking about the REPUBLICAN Party?

I'm only a "half-bright", so maybe I'm wrong... :sarcasm:

:evilgrin:

The woman (an I use that term loosely) is delusional.

TC

[KayLaw]

37. Another knee slapper!

:rofl: