Bicoastal
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Thu Nov-09-06 03:38 PM
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| Sen John McCain was last seen.....(feel free to add your own) |
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Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 03:41 PM by Bicoastal
...heading into the lavatory to take a nice warm bath. For some reason, he took the toaster in with him.
***BZZT****
Uh-oh. Senator? SENATOR?
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| DUgosh
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Thu Nov-09-06 03:42 PM
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| 1. Rolf - ice tea in the keyboard |
| Brigid
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:12 PM
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Here's mine: McCain was last seen closing and locking the door to his study, a bottle of Glenfiddich and and glass in hand. Not as funny as yours, but I tried. :evilgrin:
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| BrewAz
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:21 PM
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| 3. As an Arizona voter... |
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I would say it this way:
John McCain, after wiping the brown off his nose from W's a$$, was last seen pulling his head out of his own...and trying to refind his aspirations for President.
BrewAz
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| LittleClarkie
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:30 PM
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| 6. Last seen asking the president to open his mouth so the good Senator could see. |
| Eurobabe
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:23 PM
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alternately spewing on the keyboard. So where's Crashcart? Running a bath for his wife, with the curling iron next to the tub. See ya Lynnie!!!
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| LittleClarkie
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Thu Nov-09-06 05:28 PM
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| 5. ...in a drunken stupor trying to get a plastic snake to bite him on the neck |
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Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 05:29 PM by LittleClarkie
"Washa matta wit dish ting."
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