The Republican Message Will Not Play in Peoria!

[Cary]

Hey, I visited my brother-in-law in Peoria yesterday. Since I was going I figured I'd bring the Republicans' message along with me. My brother-in-law is a big Republican.

When I got there I strapped the Republican message into the player and tried to play it. Guess what, it wouldn't play! I tried and tried to get it to play and no matter how hard I tried the damn thing wouldn't play. Not even a single note.

Who would have thought the Republican message couldn't play in Peoria?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Big high five, my fellow DU-ers. Thanks for all of the support you have all given me over the past 6 dark and dank years. It's time for us to roll up our sleeves and do the work of WE, THE PEOPLE

[Tuesday_Morning]

1. I grew up in Peoria...

and, y'know, you're right.

It don't play!

:hi:

[Cary]

2. Good. It's not just me then.

:yourock: