The Last Great MaKKaKa Post: "The Many Rugs of MaKKaKa"

[Dr Fate]

I have been OBSESSED withh MaKKaKa for days. I find myself walking around muttering his name to myself- and refering to unrelated objects and concepts as "MaKKaKa"- pretty weird.

Anyway, I would like to send off our good friend, MaKKaKa, with a final post that showcases his collection of toupees & man wigs.

Although I am sad that I can no longer poke fun at the squirrel that resides on MaKKaKa's head- I'll not say "farewell," but say "good riddance."

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yBZ_6VBiTymrtM:







Good riddance wig boy!!!! Sorry about the Senate thingy- there is always "Hair Club For Men" if you desire fellowship.

[Ken Burch]

1. I wonder how soon he'll lose the drawl now that he's out of office

MaKaKKa was never a real Virginian in the first place.

[Submariner]

2. Governor Macaca?

I heard a pol say yesterday that Felix did not contest vote so he could stay in good graces with VA voters when he re-runs for Gov in 2008. We may not have seen the last of him, although I hope so.

Note to MOD: The spell checker does not recognize "Macaca". Please update the dictionary. :rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

7. I'd like to see him try...

he'd probably lose in the primary....:rofl:

[USA_1]

19. "macaca"

My ancestry is Sephardic just like that of his mother.

"ma" means mother

"caca" means shit


thus, "macaca" means "your mother is (black) shit"

[shain from kane]

3. And he was supposed to be Presidential material. Does anyone know

of any President that actually wore a toupee or wig, other than obviously the early ones who wore powdered wigs as a style of the time?

[BonnieJW]

6. I think the hair is his own.

[Dr Fate]

8. In the sense that he owns it, and that the rug exists, yes-it is "his own" n/t

n/t

[bobbie]

11. Never looked like a rug to me either

:shrug:

[Dr Fate]

12. I hear it fools a lot of squirrels around mating season as well.

MaKKaKa THAT!!!!

[bobbie]

17. Pffffffffffffffft! :) Hee hee.

:7

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Nice job!

Wow, the rug in photo one is truly a very special hairpiece . . .

Methinks they killed a three-toed sloth to make it. :(

[Virginia Dare]

5. For old times sake, ladies and gentlemen, the Felix Macacawitz

family:

[Dr Fate]

9. LOL! How did I miss this one? Who is MaKKaKa about to bean with that football?

Is he aiming it at his daughter or the portly native behind her? Someone should take that thing away from him before folks get hurt.

And who wears Wrangler jeans to the freaking beach???

This "art" is tasteless at best.

[Cha]

23. YEah, the art sucks..too weird

expressions on their happy faces.

[txindy]

18. Forrest? Oh, my, how unfortunate. A Forrest in these times takes a lot of ribbing.

Let's hope he doesn't grow up to believe that "Run, Forrest, run" means that everybody wants him to run for office.

[Virginia Dare]

22. Named after the notorious racist Nathan Bedford...n/t

[AspenRose]

24. That damn football.....and Rush Limbaugh on the ukulele

buh bye FELIX, you sorry lying sack of crap.

[Dr Fate]

10. MaKKaKa KKicK!!

!!!!!!

[Canuckistanian]

13. Ah, yes, "The Sundowner", The Diplomat" and "The Captain"

All very popular models this year.

[Dr Fate]

15. MaKKaKa knows that a Manly-Man is only as good as his Man-Wig....

...and you have to have different "models" to reflect different moods and tasks.

[FrenchieCat]

14. I thought it was a "Weave" from Squirrel hair myself......

Which explains the fullness without the telltale sign of "covered" roots.

When you've got fame and money, anything is possible. :shrug:

[Dr Fate]

16. Could be. Whatever it was, God did not give it to him. n/t

n/t

[osaMABUSh]

20. I was there for that horse pic - it was hilarious!

It was May '06 in Winchester, VA Apple Blossom Parade. Macaca is in a group of horse riders and almost nobody acknowledges his presence until his horse starts going backwards. Macaca had no idea how to get the horse to behave - it was freaking hilarious! To me that moment symbolized his candidancy and from then on I thought we had a shot to defeat him.

[Eurobabe]

25. I thought maybe that was in Charlottesville

it looks like the downtown mall area.

See ya Macacawitz!! wOOt!!

[Cafe Americano]

21. macaca means nigger

Did anyone mention that the word "macaca" is the French word for nigger?

[alfredo]

26. It is now a taunt we throw at Allen. Sometimes he is

Macacawitz because of how he handled the news that he's a Jew. He seemed to struggle with the news. It woudn't have made any difference to most voters, but it seemed to knock him off stride.


He was the symbol of totally screwed up Republican Party. Not only did he lose his Senate Seat, he has ruined any chance of being president. He was billed as "bush lite." He had a future with the party. He blew it. I don't like the term used, I'd rather call him Ca Ca.