These here internets is SLOW this morning . . .

[CrazyOrangeCat]

in KC.

Are the tubes clogged??? Did a Water Dept. crew bust a tube???

What if I needed to look at the Google for aerial shots of my home here in da' hood???

Or talk to Jenna in Paraguay???

:freak:

[twilight_sailing]

1. They flushed Rumsfeld

and he is stuck somewhere in the tubes.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. Rummy havin' a baaaad week . . .

:hurts:

[NJ Democrats]

2. Well, DU hasn't been running well here for me

I've gotten a timeout error, some bg or something.

[E Ve]

4. Very slow for me too!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Rufus T. Firefly]

5. It's not "DU," it's "The DU."

Everything on the internets are called The

The Google
The CNN
The DU
The Crooks and Liars

etc.

[NJ Democrats]

7. Oh right, I forgot

[StraightDope]

13. Lawl...

I'm going to refer to EVERY website as such for the rest of my days. How long until me saying, "The Google" has my friends wanting to kill me?

[hlthe2b]

3. thank heavens it is not just me... I thought I had a major virus...

[texanwitch]

8. Me also.

I don't like it when my one and only computer acts up.

[Catch22Dem]

9. The internets I'm on are running fine

My tubes must be different than the ones your stuff is going through.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. Repukes have prolly . . .

. . . slashed tube-maintenance around here.

[StraightDope]

12. DU has been slow as shit all morning.

It's not just you, don't worry. :)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

16. That's a relief . . .

Was beginning to suspect this plate in my head . . .

[Eurobabe]

14. Nope just Mercury Retrograde until Nov. 21 or so?

[treestar]

15. Project X must be in operation