Evangelicals fixing to beat the sin out of haggard

[BOSSHOG]

"Christian conservative lunatics" who can't accept a man's yearnings are ready to counsel, rebuke, lay hands on, and restore The REVEREND Ted haggard who liked to pay for the services of a male prostitute with church funds. The "christian" process could take 3 to 5 years. Per H.B. (Handy Boy??) London, the prestigious VP for Church and Clergy at Focus on (Your) family, the program has a 50% success rate. "Guys just wear out." Those who "fail" "end up selling cards or shoes, and being miserable and angry the rest of their lives, said the right reverend Handy Boy.

So there ya go, "christian" leaders fail 50% of the time in attempts to reprogram those who have "sinned." Good thing they got that tax exempt thing going for em.

Source: AP Print Story 11 Nov

[Vickers]

1. If I was successful 50% of the time at work, they'd fire my ass.

And what's so bad about selling cards or shoes? These elitist fucksticks make me ill.

[KKKarl is an idiot]

4. Ted haggard

does not need to sell cards or shoes. He made himself a very rich man opposing gays & lesbians.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. why am I reminded of a goldfish dropped into a tank filled w/ Piranha?

Not that he doesn't deserve it, but sheesh, these are some truly evil people.

[hobbit709]

3. Can we watch?

I'll bring the popcorn.

[American Jesus]

5. As Sam Seder just said on AAR....

Isn't "laying on of hands" how Ted got in trouble in the first place?