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Edited on Mon Nov-13-06 08:23 PM by NanceGreggs
Post-Election Message to the MSM By Nancy Greggs
After listening to the whiningly-delivered talking points by your alleged political analysts and commentators, I just wanted to set the record straight on a few points you’ve been blabbering about.
“The Democrats didn’t win – the GOP lost.” No, the Democrats won, and won BIG – and they didn’t even have to cheat to do it. Get over it.
“The only position the Democrats had was being anti-Bush.” It’s kind of hard to ignore the 800 pound gorilla in the middle of the room – especially when it’s an incompetent, ill-tempered, idiot of a gorilla who lied the country into an unwinnable war.
If the Republicans wanted their own president to be a plus for their side, instead of an albatross around their political necks, they should have put somebody else in the White House – like maybe someone who hadn’t proven himself to be a failure in every other job he’d ever had.
“The Democrats managed to outwit Rove’s political genius.” If you call advising your pet project (GWB) in such a way that his approval rating keeps going lower and lower 'political genius', I guess you’re right. In that area of expertise, Rove is an undisputed genius.
“The Democrats are too disorganized to be effective in government.” Take a few hours and re-run your own Katrina footage. Then come back and we’ll talk about organizational skills, okay?
“The Democrats have no message.” Actually, they do – and the voters heard it loud and clear. If you spent more time listening and less time running off at the mouth spewing absolute gibberish, you might have heard it, too.
“The Democrats have no plan for success in Iraq.” In case you haven’t noticed, it’s the president who has no plan for success – unless the plan was hundreds of thousands of casualties and hundreds of billions of dollars spent in order to achieve chaos and civil war, in which case the plan is succeeding beyond all expectations.
“The lack of progress in Iraq hurt the Republicans.” Leaving millions of Iraqis worse off than they were before we arrived to liberate them isn’t a lack of progress; it’s an abysmal failure.
Fishing all day without a single catch is a lack of progress. Ramming your boat into the rocks and drowning your fellow fishing buddies is something else entirely.
“The Democrats don’t support the troops.” Do you mean things like voting to cut military pensions and benefits while sending troops into combat without body armor? Or do you mean giving them sub-standard food and fetid water while the no-bid company contracted to supply those things makes obscene profits?
If so, you’re right on that one. The Democrats do not want to give the troops that kind of support, now or ever.
“But do the Democrats know how to wage the War on Terror?” Well, it starts with keeping the country safe. That means not posting the instructions for making an A-bomb on the internet, not waging wars that actually create more terrorists, and spending money on cargo inspections as opposed to personnel to confiscate skin moisturizer at airports.
And if I might answer a question with a question: Where is Osama Bin Laden?
“Voters ousted individual Republicans to send a message to Bush.” No, voters ousted individual Republicans to send them this unmistakable message: “You’re fired.”
Bush didn’t single-handedly plunge the country into debt, hand over billions of taxpayer dollars to the oil and pharmaceutical industries, gut education and social programs, etc. He had a lot of eager help from his enablers – that’s why they’re packing up their offices even as we speak.
If the voters wanted to send a message to Bush personally, they would have sent him a postcard – using block letters and simple words, so that he could read it all by himself.
“Diebold was vindicated as an accurate voting mechanism.” So accurate that days after an election in the most powerful nation on earth, we still don’t know who some of the winners are in individual races. Heck of a job there, eh?
“The Democrats wouldn’t have won were it not for GOP corruption and hypocrisy being exposed.” Yeah, funny thing that. Given a choice between bribe-taking, money-laundering hypocrites and honest folk, the voters went with the party that wasn’t up to its eyeballs in criminal activity.
Of course, the Republicans could avoid such tragedy in future; e.g. getting rid of their pedophiles instead of urging them to run for re-election.
“The GOP failed to stress their past accomplishments strongly enough.” No need, really. Every voter who had their job outsourced, their health coverage cancelled, or lost their home in the past few years, is well-acquainted with the GOP’s past accomplishments. No reiteration was necessary.
“The Republicans let the Democrats win as part of their strategy to retain the White House in ‘08.” Yeah, it’s a lot like baseball -- where letting the other team outscore you in every game is part of the strategy to win the World Series.
Maybe you guys should forget about politics and focus on the things you’re actually almost competent at covering – like Britney’s divorce.
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