One week later-things Dems have FAILED to fix

[underpants]

Coughing

Unemployment (there are still unemployed)

the weather

Iraq (not so easy is it there smartypants? see we warned you it wouldn't...oh uh never mind)

Itching

those stupid voting machines that clearly don't work right

New Orleans

corruption in Washington

dry skin

Please add any that you think of:

[Pab Sungenis]

1. Goes to show...DEMOCRATS ARE COMPLETE FAILURES.

A whole negative 50 days since we took power and we haven't solved all the world's problems.

:argh:

[bluerum]

2. Getting rid of the squatter in the WH. nt.

[AlCzervik]

3. and they still haven't picked my dry cleaning!

damn them, not even in power yet and they still haven't done anything on their list!

[tkmorris]

4. The AC in my van is on the fritz

And so far Nancy Pelosi will not return my calls. I swear I am voting for Nader next time, this is ridiculous.

[underpants]

8. Yeah what's up with THAT

It makes families cry

[jpak]

5. You forgot Poland

:evilgrin:

[Psephos]

6. Umm, how about leaders addicted to pork and K Street $$

Murtha in the first case, Hoyer in the second.

Surely we can do better than these two. I admire Murtha for his war stance, but for little else. Hoyer voted for the bankruptcy bill at the bidding of his K Street masters.

That much said, you're right on it about the whole litany of things we're supposed to have fixed in the past week. :-) Guaranteed it will only get more whiny, too.

Peace.

[DRoseDARs]

7. They still haven't found the real killer...

...or his golf clubs.

[underpants]

10. Added to the list

:thumbsup:

[AZBlue]

46. But OJ's now going to tell how he'd have done it IF he'd done it...

That alone should be illegal.

[Hav]

9. .

Aids
no balanced budget
Foley is still a pervert
cancer
Osama still not captured

[Hugin]

11. Cow Flatulence is still an endemic problem...

Crow's feet...

Poor TeeVee reception...

Africa...

Snoring...

[Hugin]

18. Haven't sent an Astronaut to Mars...

No broadband...

Big feet...

West Nile Virus...

Nose/Ear hair...

Male pattern baldness...

Hiccups...

[Hugin]

28. Most of all... WHERE'S THE FLYING CARS?!?!1?!

By, golly...

Time's a wasting!

[gratuitous]

12. My cable reception's still fuzzy

And what is the Democratic majority in Congress doing about it? Nothing!

[BOSSHOG]

13. The flat tire on my riding mower

They are just a bunch of incompetent whiny ass liberals with no plan (to fix my flat.)

[MindPilot]

14. An office R actually complained that gas prices weren't falling yet.

That was like Thursday and she was serious. I very condescendingly explained to her that gas prices are controlled by not by the government, but by the oil companies and the FREE market. I asked if she thought the government should set prices, and she said the Democrats got elected because they promised to lower gas prices. Then I had to explain that, a) no I don't believe there was a single Democratic candidate who made that promise, and b) they don't actually take office until January.

:banghead:

[underpants]

16. Funny you should mention that--gas prices just suddenly went up around here

Richmond VA (close race you know)

was $1.96 a week ago now $2.07 or there abouts

[Hugin]

19. That was quick work...

Clinton must've had something to do with it.

[wake.up.america]

15. Bush's stupidity

[BushOut06]

17. What about the Playstation 3 shortage?

Why haven't the Dems used their leverage to get more PS3's available?

For that matter, why haven't the Dems forced Japan to open up and buy more Xbox 360s?

Sheesh.

[Hugin]

21. It's obviously part of the "War on Christmas!"

Get Fox News on the phone!

[underpants]

25. CLEARLY!!!

:rofl:

[BushOut06]

20. The Democrats haven't done a damned thing about aliens

I don't mean the ones from Mexico. I'm talking real aliens. Klingons. The ones from Independance Day. I happen to know for a fact that there is a gi-normous alien fleet hiding on the other side of the moon, waiting for some secret signal to attack. That's the real reason Bush wanted to go back to the moon.

See, the Dems are soft on intergalactic security!

[Hugin]

22. They have no Intergalactic Security Plan...

:eyes:

[BushOut06]

26. I bet the Democrats would favor trying to establish communications with aliens

Whereas the obvious solution to any alien contact is to open fire immediately.

[Hugin]

29. I would support an 'AACHM' program...

AACHM = Anti-Alien Communication Homing Missile.

Nip that stuff in the bud.

Those aliens... Saying all the time how "They'll SERVE MAN!". HA! It's a cookbook!

Well, I say... EAT BURNING LEAD DEATH YOU ALPHA CENTARIANS!

Edit: Add a :sarcasm: icon for the humor impaired.

[underpants]

30. Yeha I thick those robots were their advance team

See them scientists were in on it the whole time :grr:

[soleft]

23. Giant's Defensive Line

[pinto]

24. That Head On commercial....Where is the outrage?

[BushOut06]

27. Male pattern baldness

Or the overabundance of body hair in other areas.

[blondeatlast]

31. Mid-life acne, dammit. I want a committee convened NOW! nt

[Hugin]

33. Seconded!

I want a government investigation of my facial blemishes... uh, well... maybe not.

NEVERMIND!

[Jack Rabbit]

32. Where's that cure for the commno cold?

Golly.

[ieoeja]

34. I actually read an article today.

Where the columnist wrote that (1) we need more troops in Iraq, (2) Bush probably wants to send more troops, but (3) Democrats control the purse string which is why he hasn't done so.

This ignores (a) Democrats don't control shit until January and (b) the past two years in which we also did not control shit.

So it took exactly one week to spot my first, "Democratic congress is responsible for our losing in Iraq" column. And I bet a lot of idiots ate it right up.

[LynneSin]

35. Damnit, I've only done one load of laundry since election day

Damn Libruls, I'm running out of clean underwear and it's their fault!

BTW, when republicans were in power I did laundry every Sunday but this Sunday I slept in.

I should have fought harder to keep Carl Romanelli on the PA Senate seat

[Vinca]

36. Women need a once-a-year Boniva pill.

Sheesh . . . I can't put a pill a month into my busy schedule.:spray:

[texpatriot2004]

37. the common cold nm

[slackmaster]

38. Implementation of the Metric System

We're still way behind the curve on that one.

[many a good man]

39. And not only that, they don't agree on EVERYTHING!

How can they run a country that way? America only has room for ONE sound bite per party, you know.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

40. It hurts when I pee...

Fucking Democrats...

[Contrary1]

41. One thing they have fixed, if only temporarily...

The smirk.

[Cha]

42. The Dems got rid of

of rummy!

[Hugin]

43. When I awoke this morning the streets were not paved with gold...

I shant forget this!

:wtf:

[PVnRT]

44. I STILL haven't won the lottery

Mostly because the impeachment trial hasn't started yet.

[AZBlue]

45. People with 20+ items in the "15 items or less" lane.

Those lanes are CLEARLY marked! Sheeesh!!

[Hugin]

47. Dry, itchy, red eyes...

[Hippo_Tron]

48. I was wondering if they would start blaming Dems before they even take office

Do most Americans know that the new congress doesn't take over until January?

[blondeatlast]

49. Kitten/Photo/Flame-Fanning threads in the Lounge. nt