Listen here, Tucker, you little fuck .....

[Stinky The Clown]

.... not everything is a mystery and you fucking know it, you're squealy little questioning to your guests notwithstanding.

Not everything is a joke and you fucking know it, your forced laughter, laced with derision, notwithstanding.

There's no need for you to interject your snide 'asides' into every reply you give to people.

But you know, maybe we'll get the last laugh. MSNBC is slated for some big changes and, while Olbermann is part of them, I suspect you, along with Reeter, are history. You got canned at CNN and you're about to get canned at MSNBC.

And by the way ... go back to dancing. You appear to have been porking up a bit of late. Nervous eating, maybe?

I hope the fucking door flattens your snide ass as it hits you on your way out.

Go fuck yourself. John Stewart was right when he had your lunch back in your waning CNN days. You're part of the problem.

[oasis]

1. And lose that stupid tie before you apply for a new gig.nt

[acmejack]

2. Heartily endorsed!

[grasswire]

3. yeah, and you're a lousy dancer, too

I happened to catch his last appearance as a dancer Weds. night. He stinks. No rhythm or grace at all.

[KarenS]

4. Well Said!! k&r

Whenever my teevee is on and I hear that man's voice, the channel gets changed immediately!!

[valerief]

5. Tucker, who's your daddy? And who would you be without him? nt

[Stinky The Clown]

6. You're right. Another RW noncontributing sperm lottery winner

[blondeatlast]

17. "Sperm Lottery"--the WASP alternative to Affirmative Action. Love it. nt

[provis99]

20. WASP alternative? hey, thats discriminatory

I'm a WASP and I...oh wait a minute, you're right!

[Catchawave]

7. My list is growing on my Must Not See MSNBC list...

Whenever Tucker, Marcia Crowley or Rita Cosby are on, t.v. off.

Maybe we should create a list for Dan Abrams, because I know there are going to be shake-ups, and I want these 3 to go first.

In my perfect world, Ron Reagan and Phil Donohue would be given shows!

[bliss_eternal]

8. Cool post!

:thumbsup: Always happy to read a good Fucker Carlson rant. He sucks! Clueless little piece of shit.

[NYCGirl]

9. And yet you still continue to watch him. NT

[blondeatlast]

10. "You're hurting America." I nearly cried when Stewart said that.

And damn if the aren't still at it.

As for the eating problem, it's much easier to sing a Whopper (read into that anything you like) when not sporting a chub-gasket bow-tie.

I think I need this: :spank:

[Pierzin]

11. Or as Randi Rhodes says, "Dont let the door hit ya where the Good

Lord split ya"

[rep the dems]

12. I thought he looked chubby during the election coverage!

Good to know I'm not the only one.

[Ian David]

16. Maybe he's getting hormone injections? n/t

[Old and In the Way]

13. He's an insufferable ass

I really can't stand his 'biased Republican talking points as rhetorical questions' schtick. He is a Party hack 1st, an objective seeker of the truth, dead last.

[provis99]

21. heh, insufferable ass...

:applause: he shoots, he scores!

[fooj]

14. Feel better? I know that I do!

I despise the little asshole.

:hi:

[warrens]

15. Last night, he had it in his head that Lieberman was going Repuke

Guest after guest told him no, that wasn't going to happen. Didn't discourage him at all. He spent the entire hour on the subject. He's really a nitwit.

[happydreams]

18. Jon Stewart cleaned his clock. It was a beautiful sight.

[Hissyspit]

19. I like how he basically, in his interview with the gay male escort who outed Haggard, asked him why

he (the escort) didn't go to Haggard in private and threaten that he would out him if he didn't quit pressing for anti-Gay legislation. That would have been fairer to Haggard's wife and family according to Carlson.

Fucker Carlson implied that it would have been better for the guy to BLACKMAIL Haggard.

Carlson is an absolute joke.

[FreeStateDemocrat]

22. The loser was also dropped by PBS.