Tucker Carlson on Iraq: "Wow! No wonder no one thought of a solution. There might not BE one."

[Human Torch]

Just now, on MSNBC, at the conclusion of a segment with Col. Jack Jacobs. Nice of him to re-state the obvious.

[acmejack]

1. edit: I looked & it appears Tucker did finally get his degree.

I stand corrected.

[gratuitous]

2. Thank you, Professor Obvious

Ring ring, it's the clue phone, Tucker. You want to keep ignoring it?

Gee, a way out of a mess is something that grown-ups usually contemplate before plunging into one. I can't imagine why all the grown-ups in the Bush administration didn't think of this before they squandered all those billions of dollars and all those thousands of lives. It's almost like they're not grown-ups, huh?

Maybe we shouldn't leave these garbanzos in charge anymore. What do you think, Tucker? Wait, there's that damn phone again!

[AIJ Alom]

3. Then maybe we shouldn't have started, dipstick ! And now place

the finger of blame on the people who insisted, pleaded, prodded, cowed, and misled the American public into this war.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Gosh, the whole operation was so well thought out, too.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[peace13]

5. Maybe W should have read his Pappy's book

and saved thousands of useless deaths!

[driver8]

9. Does it have a lot of pretty pictures to look at?

If not, Junior isn't interested. He only reads what he can finish while he is sitting on the toilet.

Readin' might interfere with his runnin', bikin', brush clearin', and presidentin'.

[Bucky]

19. Not any of pet goats, unfortunately, so no, he never read it.

[KansDem]

6. Selective amnesia...

They were warned of the consequences of invading Iraq, but chose to ignore it for Bush's "stay the course" foreign policy. Remember, Tuck?

stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...stay the course...don't stay the course...stay the ... huh???

Now they claim "there's no solution" as if it's a blinding revelation!

[fooj]

7. When is MSNBC going to shake this CNN reject?

He's tiring.

[driver8]

8. No shit, genius! Maybe you should have loosened your stupid

looking bowtie about three years ago!!

Man, I cannot stand that sack of shit.

[pretzel4gore]

10. a rich kid's rich kid's rich kid!

why the fukk does this milk fed boor have national exposure anyway? geez

[DainBramaged]

11. Tucker Carlson, a douche bag's douche bag

He was the kid in school that got locked in his locker or had his lunch stolen.

[BlueIris]

15. Yep.

After pure evil accidentally brushes up against Tucker Carlson, pure evil has to go someplace quiet (and private) to cleanse itself.

[valerief]

12. No bigger a$$wipe is there than Master Carlson. nt

[DinahMoeHum]

13. Well, Shut Mah Mouth Wide Open !!!

n/t

[BlueIris]

14. Shut up, Bowtie.

You are WEARING a BOWTIE. Your ability to convince anyone you had even one tiny shred of credibility went out the window a long time ago.

[drb]

16. Ever since they let him watch television at his desk, his grasp of the issues....

...has really improved.

[Vickers]

17. "In other news, Carlson found his asshole..."

"...with the aid of a map and a divining rod."

[Bucky]

18. It makes me nervous when I agree with Tucker

Strike that. It makes me nervous when he says something I agree with.

He may have disagreed with starting the war in Iraq, but he didn't exactly oppose it. He just registered enough reservations on the record in 2003 so he could sit comfortably in the see-I-told-you-so camp when the war blew up in Bush's face.

[Major Hogwash]

20. How'd he get his own teevee show?

Crossfire sucked big-time, so when CNN didn't renew his contract, what the hell did MSNBC possibly see in this George Will wannabe?

He adds nothing to the discussion, whatever topic the discussion may be on.

Has anyone else noticed that?