Conversation between Bush and Maliki...

[kentuck]

Bush: Hey Big Guy Maliki, how's it going?

Maliki: Do you really have to ask?

Bush: Listen Mal...we got a big problem on our hands. People are saying we got a civil war going on..

Maliki: What you mean "we" White Man? I'm afraid to go back to my own country. They are vilifying me at this moment for meeting with you. They do not like you, Mr Bush...

Bush: Heh...heh..heh...we don't worry about that. We can always move to Paraguay...

Maliki: Do you have an extra room at the pig farm down in Crawford?

Bush: Don't sweat the small stuff, Mally. We will take care of you...

Maliki: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of...

Bush: We need to figure out what we can do to get your country under control. Do we need to bring in more troops? Do we need to institute an around the clock curfew? What can we do to help. VP Cheney has been talking to our buddies down in Saudi Arabia to see if they had any extra money laying around?

Maliki: I don't know if money can solve this problem, Mr Bush.

Bush: Money can solve all problems, Mally...

Maliki: They have threatened to execute me if I execute Saddam. He's one of the big problems we have with the Sunnis at the moment. Some of them still love the man... Some people have suggested that he be found not guilty and sent back to his people. At least, we would have someone to negotiate with?

Bush: Naw..you don't have to do that. We'll take care of Saddam. We just need to make them an offer they can't refuse.

[JoMama49]

1. Perfect! You just know Chimpy has a "nickname" for Maliki -- seems

to be one of *'s trademarks! What a legacy. Maybe all of his "nicknames" a la "Brownie" should be what goes into his presidential library?