Suck the chrome off this CAPTION

[underpants]

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. Ooo ooo ooo AAAH! AAAH!

[Vickers]

2. Look at all those books in the background that he's recently read!!!

:sarcasm:

[LibDemAlways]

4. Because they are in the WH, I'll assume that they are

real books and that real Presidents have read them. It's a safe bet chimp has never cracked one open.

However, it's pretty laughable that his handlers chose to have him speak from the library, apparently trying to make him look like a wise and learned man making a thoughtful decision. Considering the topic was flushing more American lives down the toilet, I think the bathroom would have been a better and more appropriate choice.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. duh . . .

. . . looka me, ahm a dick wid ears! heh heh heh.

[bearfan454]

5. KKKarl told me what to say

He made me practice. He said I had to say it 3 times without messing up before I could take my nap. I'm scared. Nancy Pelosi is going to kick my ass. I'm gonna tell Poppy.

[peekaloo]

6. "My senior aides have tooken away my cocaine and liquor,stuck me in the liberry

so I could seem calm and rational. Is this thing on?".