blueButGlad
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Sat Jan-13-07 11:12 AM
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Bush Hits the Deck! January 13, 2002 |
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On this date in Bush history...
“An empty Bag cannot stand upright” Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard’s Almanac, 1740
2002: Poor George faints today while eating a pretzel, resulting in a large bruise on one of his cheekbones, and another bruise on his lower lip
excerpted from the January 13th entry of the Bush-folly-a-day calendar www.poorGeorgesAlmanac.com, the wisdom of Franklin, the folly of Bush
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KurtNYC
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Sat Jan-13-07 11:22 AM
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1. Is "pretzel" the codename for bourbon? |
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Or does it mean 12-pack of beer?
When in the history of humans has someone passed out because something lodge in their windpipe and then been able to breathe after they hit the floor? Is there a Heimlich floor there?
more likely: he never gave up the sauce
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Sat Jan-13-07 11:36 AM
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That would be a sad thought. Bush and his dog Barney, locked away in the West Wing all by themselves, while Bush gets smashed.
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Sat Jan-13-07 11:37 AM
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3. They were pretzel cordials. |
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Sat Jan-13-07 11:43 AM
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Is that little fella Bush after he fell?
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