Stinky The Clown
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:16 PM
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Its a MIRACLE! Praise the lord! Ted Haggard is now 100% heterosexual! |
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Wow!
This was just reported on cablenewz.
Isn't this just amazing?
A short while ago he was doing the deed (pitching and catching, as I understand it) with another man and now, after some 'special therapy', he's completely hetero.
Wow!
:sarcasm: <--- added just in case the bulge of my tongue in my cheek is not sufficiently obvious.
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:19 PM
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1. will he be lecturing on great evangelical sex now? |
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Tue Feb-06-07 04:41 PM
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11. Probably he'll tell us how many times a week he does it |
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and how often his wife climaxes, just like he went digging in Friends of God on HBO. :puke:
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:27 PM
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2. Lol,I just heard this on the news.Wonder if that same treatment |
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works on drug addicts?????? He will just sneak around more now so he wont get caught
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:28 PM
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Lots and lots and lots of more money if your preach as a hetero sending all those gays to hell:evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:30 PM
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4. Stem Cell Transplant on his DNA maybe? |
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:31 PM
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does the movie, "The Exorcist" come to mind?
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:44 PM
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6. He should pass on his counsellor's contact details to Cheney's daughter! n/t |
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:45 PM
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7. Check out the Denver Post article |
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Edited on Tue Feb-06-07 03:47 PM by intaglio
Warning it has been Farked so it may be difficult to get http://www.denverpost.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?articleId=5164921&siteId=36/snip ... "Ralph said three weeks of counseling at an undisclosed Arizona treatment center helped Haggard immensely and left Haggard sure of one thing.
"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."
Why Haggard chose to act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to discern, Ralph said.yeh right edited to include link
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:46 PM
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I mean, how can we even take these jokers seriously? What total, utter fools.
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Tue Feb-06-07 03:58 PM
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9. Did you catch the last quote. One for a 'best of' list. |
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Talking about Haggard, H. B. London says, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience...."
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Tue Feb-06-07 04:35 PM
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they can cure gayness but still nothing for the common cold.
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Tue Feb-06-07 05:21 PM
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12. It's a F*cking miracle!......literally! n/t |
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Tue Feb-06-07 07:05 PM
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13. Slogan for the New Miracle "Cure": "Now you can PRAY your GAY AWAY!!" |
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After all, it's just a "lifestyle choice" of SIN! :eyes:
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Tue Feb-06-07 07:13 PM
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14. OK, I'm a bleeding, bleeding, BLEEDING heart, but I feel sorry for him. |
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Wed Feb-07-07 12:20 AM
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15. Can they make me a lesbian? |
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The guys I've been dating suck lately...
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Wed Feb-07-07 06:39 AM
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then someone's not doing something right. :rofl:
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Wed Feb-07-07 10:49 AM
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I may have to rethink my love life!
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Wed Feb-07-07 12:23 AM
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16. "Ted Haggard: Crack free since 2007" n/t |
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Wed Feb-07-07 01:57 PM
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19. Ted Haggard free from homosexuality, hallaluya! - (until the next partner steps forward) |
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with intimate details. Ted Haggard, God saved me, he can save you too... hhahahahahahahahaha....oh shit! this is tooo much!
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Wed Feb-07-07 04:46 PM
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20. Mr. Show already did that comedy sketch. see here. |
Stinky The Clown
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Wed Feb-07-07 05:45 PM
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22. That's funny! And spot on. |
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I hadn't seen that before. Thanks for the link.
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Wed Feb-07-07 04:51 PM
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21. He should do an infomercial on Fox |
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Get the DVD..get the ointment...get the diet plan...
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