Wishes Do Come True!

[monmouth]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's
room where they found a strange-looking gentleman sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you
will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if you say something false,
you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness or all
eternity!"


The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he
suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three,"
and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W.
Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was instantly sucked
into the mirror.

[lancdem]

1. lol

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

2. Very funny, although the Gore/Clinton lines could be interchangable. I love the punchline!

:rofl: MKJ