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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:02 PM
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What limbaugh's lemmings were tittilated by today
limbaugh said the Clinton's were worried the "scandals" of the 90's would resurface. The "scandals" fabricated and paid for by the right wing hate, noise and disinformation machine. That's what they spend their time doing because their values prevent them from doing anything FOR our country.

I'm sure the Clinton's are wringing their hands afraid that the country will be reminded of the pure evilness of the republican party and its enablers.

And for a chuckle: The fatass, cowardly drug addict said in 89 he dreamed he was in an Air Force Flight suit piloting a B-1 full of bombs heading to Moscow. The man, the myth, the viagra.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:04 PM
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1. They don't make flight suits in his size
Not only that but the Air Force is pretty strict about drug addicts flying multi-billion dollar planes like the B1. I don't think he'd pass the screen.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:17 PM
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7. bush 43 couldn't why do you think he ran.
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:51 PM
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10. LOL!! Have you ever been in a B-1? I got the chance at an air show.
Edited on Mon Apr-09-07 02:55 PM by MindPilot
Fly one?! He couldn't make the trip into one!

It's about a 12-foot ladder straight up into the belly of the plane and then through an opening I would guess a little smaller than the bathroom door on an airliner. I'm 5-11, 170; it was tight for me.

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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:58 PM
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11. Sure they do.
It's called a blimp.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:06 PM
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2. And once again he tried to make light of the 3300 deaths in Iraq
I live for the day when he is no longer able to spew his venom.

He is a repulsive piece of shit.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:07 PM
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3. They're really dedicated to this "Bill as baggage" theme, aren't they?
It must have played well in the RNC focus groups.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:15 PM
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6. They are trying to rally their base, which is in danger of abandoning them.
Their only strategy is to make our side look so bad to their side that their side quits caring about their own candidate and gets out and votes. And more importantly, especially at this stage of the election, opens up their pocketbooks and donates.

Rush is a campaign fundraiser at the moment.

Rush in a B-1 bomber, heading for Moscow. That's funny. Not in uniform marching through minefields to take on an active military, you notice. Anyone else forming an image of Slim Pickens in "Dr. Strangelove?"
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:10 PM
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4. Rush and his backwash listeners
Just don't get it... 70% aren't that gullible... if we once were, we aren't anymore!
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:12 PM
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5. Lovely Illiteration, Boss
Poetic Headline, that!
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:19 PM
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8. Just to add to this...I never watch Emril anymore
He is a good buddy of rush and they attend fund raisers together. Now Emril can be a republican that's his choice. But anybody that associates with rush AIN'T FOR ME ANYMORE. Since I say them together at the fund raiser taking pictures together etc I have never watched Emril since. Something in my stomach churns up.
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irish.lambchop Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 03:05 PM
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12. I didn't know that!
No more Emeril for me either! Not that I watched a lot of him. Makes so much sense now - always thought he was a little too full of himself, arrogant, know-it-all . . . gee, I guess they all have the same qualities.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 02:38 PM
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9. A few Limbaugh Limericks--feel free to share with all your freeper friends
A loathsome Conservative whore
Was addicted to Oxy and more.
When they asked his excuse
For Viagra abuse,
He sighed, "Things were much harder before."

Unable, while on his vacation,
To rise to the happy occasion,
The Republican shill
Bought a bag of blue pills,
And he screwed, so to speak, his probation.

From the boner pills in his possession,
We learn an amusing new lesson:
That a Neocon fluffer
Ironically suffers,
In essence, a lack of tumescence.

When a sexy percussionist lass
Was moved by tequila to ask
The rotund Mr. Limbaugh
To try her marimba,
She found him not up to the task.
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