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babsbunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:36 AM Original message |
We'd Better Have Sex The Way Rev. Moon Entreats us, or Forfeit "Our Love Organs" To The Dark Lord |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
1. WTF?!? "After the act of love..." |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Never laundered? |
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Cooley Hurd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Can one substitiute Holy Kleenex in leiu of a hankerchief? |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. No way, Jose - Moon don't make no profit off of Kleenex |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. "the Holy Handkerchief" |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:47 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Holy handkerchief, eh? How about hole-y handkerchief, after the bugs start feeding on that shit!! |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
3. Here we go again |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. I agree with the wall between tax money and religious entities. Anything else is |
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Bjornsdotter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
5. Voldemort wants our naughty bits? n/t |
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TheLeftyMom (178 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. I went right to Voldemort too, glad I'm not the only one. |
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Bjornsdotter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 06:56 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Same here... |
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Nite Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
6. This isn't religion |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
7. Uh huh. And "holy handkerchiefs" cost how much? |
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babsbunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:54 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I knew you guys would crack me up! |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
9. OMG - check this out |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Incidentally, the sprinkling of salt in the four directions... |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 09:37 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Personally I was thinking something a little darker |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-29-07 12:32 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. I think some branches of Thelema do use bodily fluids |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:48 PM Response to Reply #13 |
22. I'm fairly certain Wiccans don't use Holy Handkerchiefs, though |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 11:54 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. No, not wiccans |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-29-07 09:47 AM Response to Reply #9 |
26. Sounds similar to preparations for Sumo wrestling match |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. That Reverend Moon sure has an odd way of putting things. n/t |
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Pyrzqxgl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 12:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. I WONDER IF HE WORKS THE COMEDY CLUB CIRCUIT, THIS STUFFS FUNNY. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 01:05 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. LOL! It is. It's hilarious. This guy is off the charts. |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-28-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. and to think the bfee is tight with this weirdo...n/t |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-29-07 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
24. I did that already. |
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MLFerrell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-29-07 02:30 AM Response to Original message |
25. Well, "reverend"... |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-29-07 03:00 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Now, your girlfriend might think that's a little too much information... |
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