It may have only been a sparrow this time, but we have Dumbo after you. An open letter to Bush.

[Bjorn Against]

Dear George,

This last week as you were once again spreading your propaganda at a Rose Garden press conference a bird came by to give you a gift that you so rightfully deserved. Yes, George you got shit on. After all these years of shitting on the American people, you got your payback.

And what did you do, you wiped off the shit with your bare hand. Of course the press barely noticed, because for you wiping off shit has become your area of expertise. They have allowed you to get yourself deep into shit for years, and then just simply wipe it off and go shake the hands of those who are willing to ignore the shit that covers you.

George, you have lied about a war that has killed hundreds of thousands. You have illegally monitored the phone calls of millions of innocent Americans. You have stolen large numbers votes in your illegitimate elections. You have killed, you have stolen, you have tortured, and you have lied over and over again. We have so much shit on you Mr. Bush, but you keep wiping that shit off with your bare hands. If people would only realize just how dirty your hands are you would have been impeached by now.

But our media never seems to notice all the shit that is dropped on you Mr. Bush, instead they pretend that shit doesn't exist. It is easy enough for them to ignore sparrow shit, but watch out because there is something much bigger than a sparrow flying through our skies.

Have you ever seen the movie Dumbo? It is about the very symbol of the Republican Party, an elephant. But Dumbo was different than the other elephants George, Dumbo was a good elephant who was mistreated by his peers because he was different. He was mistreated the same way that your party mistreats those who might be gay or from some other group your so-called "moral leaders" bash. Eventually though Dumbo felt the need to fly away, and fly away he did.

Yes Dumbo was special, Dumbo could soar through the skies. Now Dumbo is coming after you and we have fed him several buckets of Metamucil. Be prepared for Operation Dumbo Drop George because we are ready to see the shit drop on you like never before.

We have our people working every day to expose all the shit you have created in this world Mr. Bush, and one day we are going to make sure that shit all gets dumped on you in one giant plop.

The American people will see how full of shit you are, and the American people will call for you to get your act cleaned up.

It is time to wash the shit you have brought upon this world away George, It is time to flush you and your administration down the toilet once and for all.

Sincerely,

A person who uses toilet paper, not his bare hand

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

1. This is a viscerally antagonistic metaphor. And your fury is completely understandable.

MKJ

[badgerpup]

2. Think it's kind of a shame whales just aren't aerodynamically feasible...

...much bigger payload, was what I had in mind. :evilgrin:

[Bjorn Against]

4. Well maybe there are flying whales...

Check out this link.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/05/0520_050520_tv_aliens.html

If only these scientists could figure out a way to transport these whales to Earth.

[Lisa]

3. I'd rather touch bird droppings than shake hands with Bush!

And I've cleaned up after swans, African crowned cranes, various breeds of ducks and chickens, turkey vultures, bald eagles, great-horned owls ... mountains of dung, and all of it more honest and less noxious than Georgie.