If KKKarl rove Is Such A Genius, Why Doesn't He Run For Political Office?

[Dinger]

My guess is pretty obvious. The skeletons in his closet, period.

[billbuckhead]

1. Limits on how much money he make is another reason

Evil king of the freepers

[NMDemDist2]

2. cuz he's a slimy puffed up Pillsbury doughboy nightmare n/t

[snowbear]

18. Oh no! Comparing Karl Rove to the cute poppin fresh Doughboy?

I love the Pillsbury Doughboy! ~ ~

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Karl Rove when asked on MTP to estimate the size of his penis:

[thoughtanarchist]

3. Yeah. That and...

He has the charisma of toe jam.

:freak:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. That, and he's so creepy that even Republicans wouldn't vote for him.

[Dinger]

5. Creepy, That's A Good Word For him

Makes sense.

[Kagemusha]

6. He doesn't have the physical attributes demanded by the public.

He doesn't look good in a flight suit with a sock stuffed into his crotch. That ends his desirability as a candidate.

[Dinger]

7. LOL Kagemusha !

:rofl:

[madrchsod]

8. he could`t get elected to be a dog catcher...

no one trusts him

[MadMaddie]

9. Because he doesn't have the "It" factor...

He has always been a follower....he fell in love (litterally) with * when he first met him...

[illinoisprogressive]

10. he is just a good strategist. The msm built his rep as a genius and scary

[Ecumenist]

11. because he couldn't get elected to be dogcatcher in a a kennel

of dogs full of fleas, ticks and mange.

[Mojambo]

12. Have you ever seen Andre the Giant's skeleton?

Nope. Cause it's sitting right next to Rove's bowling ball.

[NoPasaran]

13. He has no interest in governing

As the last six years have demonstrated.

[nevergiveup]

14. For some reason I have always thought

that in his personal life he was into bestiality but since he is a Republican I guess that wouldn't be all that important.

[vankuria]

15. Also, he's an atheist

a big no-no in the GOP. Wonder how many in the flock even realize Bush's chief advisor is not only not a Christian, but doesn't even believe in God!

[Jim Warren]

16. Because Karl's "genius" works best backstage

[Bitwit1234]

17. And in the sewer where he gets his slime.

[mitchum]

19. Skeletons and his repellent physical appearance

[LaPera]

20. Just look at that slop. Who would vote for the little "turd blossom"?

it's all about image...certainly not substance.....

[AtomicKitten]

21. because he's a kling-on, not a do-bee

[Forkboy]

22. I think he so overrated

He's done more to hurt the conservative movement in six years than we could have done in twenty.

I hope they get more geniuses like him. ;)

[MrSlayer]

23. Why would he need an official office? He wields much more power this way.

All of the power and none of the accountability.

[itcfish]

24. Come On!

Would you vote for Baby Huey?
:spank:

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Because it's far easier to destroy than to create, or manage.

Everything that exists has manipulation vectors. In a fear-based society, people like Rove take advantage of them. In a truth-based society, people either overlook them, or help to fix them.

What are you gonna do.

[slackmaster]

26. Maybe he's too smart to run for political office

When you get elected you live in a glass house, the pay is lousy, and you become a target for assassins.

[Doctor_J]

27. Because he's a devout coward

who would shrivel up and blow away if he ever had to answer an honest question.

[bamacrat]

28. SHHHH Just in case, dont give him any ideas.

He wouldnt win but so scarry. Almost as much if Cheney ran for 08

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Because he's a Svengali.

He doesn't function in the public eye, he's a behind-the-scenes puppeteer by nature.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. Because he has the charisma of a dung beetle?

File photo of Karl Rove:

[Norquist Nemesis]

31. **GASP** I think you're on to something...

Thompson/Rove '08!

*wink*

[JPZenger]

32. He Wanted Bush to Run for Pres. More than Bush Did

In 1999, George W. came across as a reluctant Presidential candidate. The people who knew him well have said that Rove pushed George W. to run. Rove wanted Bush to run more than Bush wanted himself to run.