Craig: "I am not gay. I love my wife"; blames his problems on the paper.

[dajoki]

Senator Talks About Lewd Conduct Arrest
http://www.wrcbtv.com/news/index.cfm?sid=10837

U-S Senator Larry Craig vigorously denied police claims of lewd conduct in an airport restroom Tuesday, adding that he is not gay.

The Senator says the only thing he did wrong was plead guilty to disorderly conduct, hoping to quietly dispose of the matter.

"I am not gay. I love my wife," told a crowd of reporters outside of his Boise office.

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"I chose to plead guilty to a lesser charge in hopes of making it go away," Craig said in his first public statement since the arrest was made public.

For months the Idaho Statesman newspaper has been digging into rumors about the Senator's sexuality that date back 40 years, including an alleged tryst in a restroom at Washington's Union Station.

<<snip>>

Still, the Senator blamed his problems on the paper.

[MichiganVote]

1. I'm waiting for the WH intern to come forward....

[Mabus]

2. The only paper that Craig had a problem with was the non-existent one

specifically, the non-existent paper he claims he was reaching for in the next stall.

[Adsos Letter]

3. ...sigh...

...it's always "someone else's" fault...


I raised my kids to assume responsibility for their actions...and they do it better than most of our leaders.

[IndianaGreen]

4. Soon to be followed by rehab, and finding Jesus

Craig and Michael Vick, shameless sickos.

[dajoki]

7. Don't even get me started...

about Michael Vick, the sick fuck!!

[Bucky]

9. I just hope he doesn't find Jesus in the bathroom at the rehab center

"No, really, Senator. I can cure you without the laying on of hands."

[DavidDvorkin]

5. Larry, Larry. You can be gay AND love your wife.

Chastely.

[Hieronymus]

6. Craig blamed gays as well.

[Bucky]

8. Blamed it on the NEWSpaper, or the on the paper that he "dropped and was trying to retrieve"?

Trust me, when you're on the loo and an important paper wafts out of your grip and into the next stall, you'll tap your foot in anger quite a bit before frantically waving your hand under the stall to get that very important paper back.

The real tragedy here is that that cop was in such a rush to frame a real American hetero hero like Craig, he didn't even notice that very important paper that Craig was frantically waving at. Stinkin' liberals! Stinkin' Clinton penis causing all this trouble.