I wish Bush had stuck to blowing up frogs

[democrank]

Tens of thousands more humans would be alive today if George W. Bush had stuck with blowing up frogs. If Bush had confined torture to his own backyard, New Orleans might have been salvaged, the United States wouldn`t be linked to naked pyramids and each U.S. citizen would owe far less than their current $29,800.00 share of the national debt.

Thanks to Bush, "shock and awe" is useful in a Ted Nugent flare-up and Mr. John Boehner, the Republican`s tanned golfer, can remind us to be grateful for the "small price" paid in Iraq. Even our five-deferment Vice President can get in on Bush`s act with a big role preaching about duty and honor. But, if it wasn`t for an assortment of earpieces, codpieces and flash cards, Junior Bush would have a permanent deer-in-the-headlights look, the same as was displayed during a rare, unscripted moment reading My Pet Goat.

With a new Bush disaster every dawn, it`s difficult to not delve into what-ifs. If Bush had confined his dangerous inclinations to his backyard, Valerie Plame might still have her job and that young soldier I know might still have hands.

[zonmoy]

1. If bush hadn't been made president

I figure that he would probably have been a career criminal. I think it is in his nature.

all that bush not being president would mean is that he would probably have killed one or two people rather than the million or so he has done.