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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:27 PM Original message |
MARS ATTACKS |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. That was perfect. |
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Cooley Hurd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
2. And Biden WARNED us about Mars months ago!!!! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. but Duncan is busy building a new wall, a really tall one all by his self. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. Edwards says he'll stomp Uranus. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:30 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. oh sure, did he focus group that first? |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Not only that but says he would have invaded before Iraq. nt |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:02 PM Response to Reply #5 |
27. Yes, and the proposal to kick Uranus around the galaxy |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:47 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. I read here the other day that he's afraid to get his hair mussed |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. He spent a lot of money on that haircut. nt |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:57 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. More than three times the amount we send in U.S. aid to Mars. |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:09 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Link? nt |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Here 'ya go... |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 03:20 AM Response to Reply #19 |
51. You know, it is a damn good haircut. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 05:52 AM Response to Reply #51 |
54. You'd think. |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. 123k not bad for movie star hair...Dreamy. n/t |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-30-07 03:30 AM Response to Reply #55 |
66. True. |
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ruggerson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Ex-Martian" Obama spokesman Donnie McClurkin |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Trying to tie in Men are from Mars; Woman from Venus...but it's not working. nt |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 01:57 AM Response to Reply #8 |
50. If Mars was meant to be in the same galaxy as Venus, |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. An oldie, not for the weak hearted at least on several of the |
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JohnnyLib2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
10. Breaking news: Mars nudged by Venus. |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
11. NOW BREAKING!!! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
12. Why do you hate Mars? |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:45 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Wow. Just wow. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:48 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. You farking, swill-spewing, nutrod-chewing Obamatanator. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:33 PM Response to Reply #13 |
36. I feel I should apologize here. I should know better, |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 03:22 AM Response to Reply #36 |
52. That was sick man... just sick. n/t |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 04:29 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. That's |
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K Gardner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:07 PM Response to Reply #13 |
44. I'm alerting on this. I'm Series11!!! |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:49 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. OOOOPS!!! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Remember... |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:15 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. Well, well, well ... |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:21 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. We were driven out of the running by Colbert's filthy Dorito money! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 01:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
56. Jeez, what are you, a Martian Freeper? |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 02:59 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. I'm crying as I post this... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. I don't hate Martians as a rule... |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 03:32 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. I think this little essay of yours |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 04:04 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Ha! I already double-dog alerted you! |
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L0oniX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. Dang Islamarsists at it again. |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:48 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Better dead than red! |
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HughMoran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
20. This is HUGH!!11!!11!! |
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NewYorkerfromMass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
21. Tim Burton's worst movie |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 06:26 PM Response to Reply #21 |
65. No, that would be the Planet of the Apes remake |
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bleever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
23. I knew Mars would go negative. |
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Yuugal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Don't worry |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
24. Quick! Somebody cue |
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ThoughtCriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
28. Does Mars have universal healthcare |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:17 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Oh, fine. |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
34. Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
35. Red Planet hysteria causing asteroid mongering |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 10:57 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. Martian response: "You are making me Veeeerrry AAANgry!" |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
37. Will duct tape protect us from the Martian disintegration rays? |
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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
38. I heard Mars needs women - - to serve tea. |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
39. You can see THEM!! |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
40. The martians are becoming desperate |
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troubleinwinter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
42. This isn't really funny. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
43. EDWARDS statement regarding attack |
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K Gardner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:13 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Gads, you and Sniffa !! I fall for that everytime ! I'll never EVER vote for ur candidates. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:14 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Nixon doesn't need your vote |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #46 |
59. .. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 01:46 AM Response to Reply #43 |
49. Rick Astley is totally my favorite Martian!!! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-30-07 05:32 AM Response to Reply #43 |
69. Insight into Martian culture. |
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K Gardner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-28-07 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
45. The Martians have put up three websites from which to attack the Earth. Timelines provided. |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
48. But you forgot Pluto!! |
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jcla (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 02:17 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. Planet or Pluton? |
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quigleyunder (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
63. That movie was weird. |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-29-07 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
64. This thread is offensive to the Martian-American community. |
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candymarl (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-30-07 03:49 AM Response to Original message |
67. I are afraid |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-30-07 04:08 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. ! |
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